Rightmove Gem.

[PriamFarrl]

Crazy description ✔️
Detailed picture of every toilet ✔️
Pictures of random trees ✔️
Pictures of a dog ✔️
Pictures of the actual house ❎

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129160883#/?channel=RES_BUY

This is fantastic.
come on let’s really wonder what this man looks like- I’m assuming it’s a man-
also does no one else get the hotel vibes from American horror story?

Sweat regret and marijuana

I feel like this is one of them pictures you see on Facebook “what having a stroke looks like to the unknowing victim” and everyone is zooming in trying to work out what the objects are

He rather likes the word 'grandiose' -- shame he doesn't know what it means. '
I see him as a superficially normal looking man but with something seriously off about him.
And if you show close up photos of your six foot bed, for god's sake change the sheets! (And iron them.)

My guess, on the owner based on the overpowering chaos of the house, is a serial entrepreneur brain. Too much going on on their brain all the time, noise! Colour! Bizarre adjectives! Projects! Mange tout! Madness! Pantone! Experimental! Avant-Garde! Crystals! Hippy! Cool, yeah? Bonnet de douche!
Someone you’d see as a candidate on the Apprentice, desperately trying to be cool and relevant.
Could easily be a character on Peep Show.

It's like looking through a kaleidoscope. Two drinks and I'd be falling about in there.

I like the dog.

It looks like someone has spent a lot of money to make something look very cheap and awful
Nothing gels and I hate the colour green

There have been some absolute gems on here re property - anyone remember the weird London flat with the indoor pool and scuzzy leather chairs?

However, this now is at the top of the list for me. The blurb - I couldn’t face reading it all. The photos - so many and pretty much all of them are shit. Am loving the fact that the dog made it into quite a few - no thanks to the property, but I’d happily take the dog!

This photo isn’t very inviting.

"the hidden gem of coombe dingle" cos aye..i scrolled throo all pics made me nearly spit water on the floor .thankyou. thats...hideous/sounds like nancy drew gony be involved.ughhk

It's 'fascinating' reading but at the end of the day it's a one bedroom flat with an attic and garage. Desperate to sell as willing to convert the garage free. I think the garden with the tree belongs to the downstairs flat as it's not mentioned in the blurb. What is that crazy walkway and green garden room which form part of the stunning views? I'd love to see next door's flat to be able to gauge what the living accommodation actually looks like.

Is this a joke? The floor plan I can't understand and why in the description would it mention god?? Does David Icke live here perhaps 🤔

Someone with an American education and quite noticeable Far Eastern (HK? Singapore?) taste in interior decor. Probably not a long term resident in the U.K. given the waxing lyrical about the area and the apparent lack of knowledge about how properties are bought and sold in England. £800,000 for this one-bed flat is INSANE.

I am lost for words

I mean WTF?

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😂 love this!

I counted 9.5 photos of the bath 😂

It’s like one of my Stress Dreams, where I’m trapped in a house with odd angles and claustrophobic rooms.

Have they updated their googlae gallery by mistake?

That description is the most bonkers thing I have ever read on Rightmove. Who knew there was so much to say about doors?

Intrigued to read that the house is built round a tree!

That blue, windowless bedroom on the ground floor is so out of keeping with the rest of the house.

Love the owners description.....wow 🤣

It's the steam on the camera lens looking at the shower in one of the photos and the dog photos that sold it for me

This may be the most bonkers Rightmove property I’ve ever seen!

'Granite enables one to see the difference between the ideas of beliefs and the state of “knowing.” '

This is on my street! It's an absolute eye sore. The street is full of 1930s houses I don't know how it was ever allowed to be built