I'm going to send him a tractor catalogue. Worked well in Devon.
It needs a bit more, I am afraid - you need to get him watching porn in the HoC,or even better have him sent to prison for molesting a child.
Do they not know there is a war on? Now is not the time to change leader.
Cough, cough, when we are actually at War, that is exactly what we do. In WW2 we managed to change twice - the first time the MPs booted the PM out, the second time, the electorate did the deed. Much to the consternation of the upper classes.