Deliver, deliver, deliver - they sound like Hermes.
it’s very interesting that there’s not much variation on his achievements listed. Lots of vague ‘he got the big decisions right’ …. Errrr which ones are they then? The deals he personally signed and is reneging on? The time sensitive lockdowns? The energy crisis that was warned of last Christmas?
No, vaccines which an alien would be forgiven for thinking he’d personally developed and jabbed in each citizens arm and pushing ahead with a crap Brexit deal which is so far from done it’s not even in the metaphorical oven yet.
I suppose making up a role for Randall Boggs as Brexit opportunities minister was pretty ballsy given his best to date is asking people for their ideas (because he hasn’t got a scooby)