WTF just came out of my arse??!!

[Tellmeitsnotnotatapeworm]

NOT A POO TROLL!!

Been for a poo, and basically a bit of poo was hanging on something that looked like dental floss. I pulled the rest out and it was about 25-30cm in length! The consistency of stretchy, stringy dental floss.

Any suggestions? It didn't look segmented so I'm hoping it's not a tapeworm!

That doesn’t look like a worm - it looks like stringy long grass . Not a clue to be honest, but placemarking!!

Eye bleach!!

@EBearhug

^I once accidentally swallowed some chewing gum and it came out like that.i

I don't believe you, @HalfwomanHalfcookie. Everyone knows that if you swallow chewing gum, it will strangle you from inside, and yet, here you are, alive and posting!

No - I was told (70s child) that I would get a chewing gum tree growing in my tummy I believed this for far longer than I should have!

I'm skipping lunch today

@EBearhug

^I once accidentally swallowed some chewing gum and it came out like that.i

I don't believe you, @HalfwomanHalfcookie. Everyone knows that if you swallow chewing gum, it will strangle you from inside, and yet, here you are, alive and posting!

And it stays in your stomach for 7 years (my mother used to tell me this every time I had chewing gum )

Did you eat leeks or celery OP?

That looks like something vegetable-related, in my totally not expert opinion.

Just had a bowl of last night's leftover spaghetti for lunch, then moments later stumble on this thread

celery?

@TheUsualShitshow

Why the fuck did I just add this thread to my watchlist

It's not the Usual Shitshow!

I'm guessing summer kind of thread/cotton

Hahaha @DomesticatedZombie Indeed not!

@Yourway

That doesn’t look like a worm - it looks like stringy long grass . Not a clue to be honest, but placemarking!!

I kinda agree, but surely I would have needed to have eaten something 12" long to have that in my gut??

Celery string? Or stringy bits off green beans?

It depends as it could be tapeworms (from meat or if you’ve travelled anywhere with them) or threadworms.

a friend had both i think after coming back from travelling in Far East. Made her quite sick.

See doctor.

Friday night TV's a bit shit a the moment, so 'What came out of my arse?' is shaping up to be a good show.

Interesting

Looks like celery string to me

@ArseInTheCoOpWindow

Photo?🤕

Jesus Christ - WHAT? !!

Ah OP I hope your ok. I feel quite funny now and not in a good way.

@SerenTarot

Just had a bowl of last night's leftover spaghetti for lunch, then moments later stumble on this thread

I'm sorry for your loss.

Look around and see if you can find a teeny weeny hat that may also have been ejected at the same time.

@TheUsualShitshow

Why the fuck did I just add this thread to my watchlist

Asking myself the same question but I can't look away now.

@Classica

Look around and see if you can find a teeny weeny hat that may also have been ejected at the same time.

I used to love Richard Scarry books! Tye pictures are great to look at, so many tiny details.

But back to the worm thing ...

Have you had cod or monkfish recently - they sometimes have worms in them which are harmless

Warning this link is not for the faint hearted

Thread worm? I had that when I was little.