Peep show best bits...

[Yuckypretty]

I admit Ive rewatched all series too many times now. But some lines still just make me laugh like...

"it's probably just some ball bit witch"

"Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world"

Anyone else got any?

Is that normal pooing you're doing?

Crack is moreish.

I'm a Jeremist! Nice.

He's rmbled the velvet spoon technique

*rumbled

Four naan, Jeremy? That’s insane.

Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown is savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.

Both of mine are bread related

We've discussed this, Jeremy. Early in the morning counts as late at night.

Minimal water damage?

You're not a paedo. You're not a paedo.

Oi! Clean shirt!

Real men don't get the earth to carry their luggage. They carry it themselves

Hahaha I love these

This is outrageous
This is contagious
Soooooo futile

Oooh plus, my username is from Peep Show (Super Hans)

Some people here are so not Rainbow Rhythms.

And Super Hans on birth: ‘You see a little guy come out of there, what’s gonna happen next? Frogs out of her arsehole? Milk out of her ears? Anything’s possible’

Also love stoned Mark: ‘I’m not going to do a poo am I Jeremy?’

If people only did what they wanted, everybody would spend all day sitting on the carpet watching the poker channel and wanking, and eating those expensive German biscuits. Probably. (Jez)

Och! So many good quotes to choose from. Some of my faves that spring to mind are...

"I’m sorry if you assume that I eat red meat and don’t necessarily think money or Tony Blair are a bad thing, but if there isn’t room here for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what sort of a hippy free-for-all is this?"

And the one where Jeremy talks about feeling "negative orgones" and Mark says, "that's guilt your feeling Jeremy".

Coaster!

Bit of a bitch fight in Sunderland... You should see the other girl though, cos she can't see you!

I'm getting the famous munchies!

I'm doing it Dad, I'm studying ancient history!

@catatac

Och! So many good quotes to choose from. Some of my faves that spring to mind are...

"I’m sorry if you assume that I eat red meat and don’t necessarily think money or Tony Blair are a bad thing, but if there isn’t room here for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what sort of a hippy free-for-all is this?"

And the one where Jeremy talks about feeling "negative orgones" and Mark says, "that's guilt your feeling Jeremy".

Oh and "Bitch... not Bitch"

No one dies in England.

No... it was badder than that...

Big beats are the best get high all the time.

Frosties are just corn flakes for people who can't face reality.

The famous munchies!

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust peopl

You can't trust people Jeremy. People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis!

He's to super Hans:

But you love crack it's your favourite