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Peep show best bits...

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Yuckypretty · 29/01/2022 13:22

I admit Ive rewatched all series too many times now. But some lines still just make me laugh like...

"it's probably just some ball bit witch"

"Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world"

Anyone else got any?

OP posts:
Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 29/01/2022 13:25

Is that normal pooing you're doing?

Crack is moreish.

I'm a Jeremist! Nice.

Coffeetree · 29/01/2022 13:26

He's rmbled the velvet spoon technique

Coffeetree · 29/01/2022 13:26

*rumbled

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JuniorMint · 29/01/2022 13:26

Four naan, Jeremy? That’s insane.

Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown is savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.

Both of mine are bread related Grin

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 29/01/2022 13:27

We've discussed this, Jeremy. Early in the morning counts as late at night.

moomee12 · 29/01/2022 13:27

Minimal water damage?

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 29/01/2022 13:27

You're not a paedo. You're not a paedo.

Oi! Clean shirt!

kitkatsky · 29/01/2022 13:28

Real men don't get the earth to carry their luggage. They carry it themselves

Yuckypretty · 29/01/2022 13:28

Hahaha I love these

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waterlego · 29/01/2022 13:28

This is outrageous
This is contagious
Soooooo futile

waterlego · 29/01/2022 13:28

Oooh plus, my username is from Peep Show (Super Hans)

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 29/01/2022 13:29

Some people here are so not Rainbow Rhythms.

waterlego · 29/01/2022 13:30

And Super Hans on birth: ‘You see a little guy come out of there, what’s gonna happen next? Frogs out of her arsehole? Milk out of her ears? Anything’s possible’

Also love stoned Mark: ‘I’m not going to do a poo am I Jeremy?’

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 29/01/2022 13:31

If people only did what they wanted, everybody would spend all day sitting on the carpet watching the poker channel and wanking, and eating those expensive German biscuits. Probably. (Jez)

catatac · 29/01/2022 13:33

Och! So many good quotes to choose from. Some of my faves that spring to mind are...

"I’m sorry if you assume that I eat red meat and don’t necessarily think money or Tony Blair are a bad thing, but if there isn’t room here for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what sort of a hippy free-for-all is this?"

And the one where Jeremy talks about feeling "negative orgones" and Mark says, "that's guilt your feeling Jeremy".

Coffeetree · 29/01/2022 13:33

Coaster!

Midlander88 · 29/01/2022 13:34

Bit of a bitch fight in Sunderland... You should see the other girl though, cos she can't see you!

I'm getting the famous munchies!

I'm doing it Dad, I'm studying ancient history!

catatac · 29/01/2022 13:34

@catatac

Och! So many good quotes to choose from. Some of my faves that spring to mind are...

"I’m sorry if you assume that I eat red meat and don’t necessarily think money or Tony Blair are a bad thing, but if there isn’t room here for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what sort of a hippy free-for-all is this?"

And the one where Jeremy talks about feeling "negative orgones" and Mark says, "that's guilt your feeling Jeremy".

Oh and "Bitch... not Bitch"
Coffeetree · 29/01/2022 13:35

No one dies in England.

Tigresswoods · 29/01/2022 13:36

No... it was badder than that...

D0lphine · 29/01/2022 13:36

Big beats are the best get high all the time.

Frosties are just corn flakes for people who can't face reality.

Coffeetree · 29/01/2022 13:36

The famous munchies!

Tigresswoods · 29/01/2022 13:37

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust peopl

Octomore · 29/01/2022 13:37

You can't trust people Jeremy. People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis!

D0lphine · 29/01/2022 13:37

He's to super Hans:

But you love crack it's your favourite

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