Peep show best bits...

[Yuckypretty]

I admit Ive rewatched all series too many times now. But some lines still just make me laugh like...

"it's probably just some ball bit witch"

"Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world"

Anyone else got any?

‘I’m knitting like a fucking electric Nan’

‘Mummy coffee fucky hurry Uppy’

‘I’m enjoying myself. Im not actually but it’s like I am’

‘Old question, who was better, John or Paul? I mean Paul obviously but just for arguments sake’

I LOVE peep show.

Ahhh I've found my thread.
The brown toast/white toast is probably my favourite of all time. Dunno why, just is.

That and the 'what kind of a hippy free-for-all is this?' quote.

"I've got a 32" plasma in my office. You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document."

"I got waylaid and ended up on crystal meth, assistant managing the IMAX in Bradford for like a year and a half."

"I'm having a good time!" "So am I! I mean, not actually, but it's LIKE I am!"

Jeremy's speech at Super Hans' wedding. Incredible 🤣

Haha Fax - jinx!

And the scene where Mark leaves a rambling cringeworthy voicemail for Sophie while Jeremy looks on horrified. Just genius.

‘ I don’t want to go to Waitrose, I want a fuck buddy’

I could quote all night!

The Omudsman's coming to get you!

Oh my god I forgot about that one, amazing.

You're trying to trick the boiler, Jeremy?!

If I loved Enya, and decided to devote my life to Enya, and believed that Enya died for our sins, and then my sister bans all mention of Enya at my funeral...

@Hoolihan

And the scene where Mark leaves a rambling cringeworthy voicemail for Sophie while Jeremy looks on horrified. Just genius.

🎵and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I like you🎵

I've got a 32" plasma in my office. You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document."

A Chinese take away and a couple of fuck off spreadsheets

In an earlier episode, Jeremy lays on a stag weekend which entails being on a barge. One of the highlights is so Mark can go an look at the Iron Age.

@waterlego a family friend is a plumber and I just don't know how he's not amused by "water lego..."

The twins!

This is good. This is like watching a porno, except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard-on, and I want to cry. - Jez

"My Cheech & Chong. My Skinner and Baddiel. You'll be the iron fists inside my velvet glove." - Johnson

"You section me, I'll section you right back."

@catatac

"You section me, I'll section you right back."

One of my faves

"She's got the magical combo of good looks and low self esteem"

"the dates were a bit wrong for what I thought..."
“so, it’s not going to get born old? Or young? But they come young anyway?”

"You're not James Bond"

"...I am James Bond"

'That's a real shredder, not a Nancy boy shredder'

Jeremy Usbornee* : What? It's eat as much you can, you know.
Tonii* : No, it's eat as much you like. There's no competitive element implied.
Jeremy Usbornee* : At £3.99 I think I know who's winning.

Please don't touch my floppy cock!

@waterlego

This is outrageous This is contagious Soooooo futile

' I'm dangerous. You know that.'

'There's people here tonight that are so rainbow rhythms, and then there's other people here who are so not rainbow rhythms.' 😂😂😂🤣

'We can eat Sara Lee and watch Hitler's Henchmen.'