Peep show best bits...

[Yuckypretty]

I admit Ive rewatched all series too many times now. But some lines still just make me laugh like...

"it's probably just some ball bit witch"

"Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world"

Anyone else got any?

"Gerald, back to haunt me from the dead like a boring Dracula."

Are we the bad guys?

Jeremy: "There's only so much love in the world, Mark, and they're hogging it!"
Mark: "That's not how love works, Jeremy"
(Internal monologue): "It completely is"

Also Johnson - poor me, poor me, pour me another drink Mark!

"Road traffic accident? Yeah, that'd kick everything into touch for a few months."

"I sent her flowers when she got a new fridge!"

"The ombudsman's coming to. get. you."

The twins. The fucking twins! I'm always going on about me twins, aren't I? How old are they? What's 'Fünf' in English? They turned fünf zwei years ago, so, what, pair of 8-ers, I reckon? Bloody love them two."

@username1987a

I just drink that and stay at home. And eat oven chips. Out of the bag. Frozen. Until I… throw up on myself

Oh, God. Me and DH fall about laughing at this part every time.

"I've been on the rum and coke."

It was a picnic! We had kettle chips!

I’m doing the big shop
You’re not just getting beer and chips are you?
No. I’ve got dip too (I’ll say I ate the dip)

Cheer up beardy. It’s all falling into place

Suze came round to give me a piece of her mind, and ended up giving me a piece of her ass

@SkepticalCat

The twins. The fucking twins! I'm always going on about me twins, aren't I? How old are they? What's 'Fünf' in English? They turned fünf zwei years ago, so, what, pair of 8-ers, I reckon? Bloody love them two."

This was what I came here to say!

The white toast for pudding came to mind.

Also when they are the dog

Gunny

He’s a pool-pooer

There's a naan and a half each

Super Hans' advice about how to tell if a snake is poisonous: Red and black, jump the fuck back

Nice packet of crunchy nut you've got here... Pretty expensive as I recall.

Anything uttered by Johnson

Frosted are cornflakes for people who can't deal with reality

frosties

It's Sodden. Sodden? It just means very wet.

This is making me want to watch peep show

So many good ones have already been said !

I will add
What sort of a shop doesn’t sell Alpen?!

Welcome to the real world Jeremy.

I think I might divorce her, see how she likes that.

Discharge your pipe… have a wipe !

Love Peep Show !!

"I don't want to wake up dribbling in a phone box with a trucker's penis in my ear!"

"Is that NORMAL pooing you're doing?"

And my all time favourite "I've shot you Jeff, with a bullet made of Scottish financial regulations!"

I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race, and no-one can prove otherwise...

God I love Johnson!The character and the actor. I can't believe that actor hasn't become a superstar, he's just brilliant.

Watching peep show now
Thanks op