Peep show best bits...

[Yuckypretty]

I admit Ive rewatched all series too many times now. But some lines still just make me laugh like...

"it's probably just some ball bit witch"

"Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world"

Anyone else got any?

'I'm Cram, I'm Ovett!'
I love the one where Jez eats the dog on a canal boat!

I haven’t read the full thread so these might have been mentioned already but:

You can’t trust people, people like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis.

and

Those children haven’t the faintest idea of what happened at Stalingrad.

Anything from that Christmas episode, I watch it with DB every year then we text each other quotes from it all day on Christmas Day.

Pour my mother a massive drink…

Are we the bad guys?

It's a joke Mark, a Christmas joke

Did Jesus have a cat?

On the dry heaves

Head rush

Everything else already mentioned
Bloody love peep show. I need to rewatch!

"Oh, shit, no! The brush! Dude, dude, we're getting fucked with the brush!"

God, I love Peep Show!
Mine are: Cauliflower IS traditional!!
Hello, I'm Robert Grayson. No, I'm Robert Grayson.
Super Han's choice of pub name: The Swan and Paedo!
The juice-fest on Super Han's stag
My beautiful wife! (Sophie stoned and vomiting in the nearby toilet)
The Croydon Bullingdon club! ( Bagging up Mark's annoying flatmate in his sleeping bag and carrying him to the lift).
Gerald, my beautiful elephant man!
Johnson's pose when he comes to rescue Mark during the Shroom party.
Many more!

Jeremy "You Realize That Tinned Food Is Just For Crackheads And Wars?"
"Welcome to Big School"

Love it !!! Moroccan pasta episode and drawing veins on cheese in pen for Stilton

Oh dear, the line I just quoted instantly got “hidden”! It was Jez being offensive.

The magical combo of beauty and low self esteem.

"Darty" is my favourite episode but I have to watch through my fingers.

Word, PowerPoint, excel. The three amigos

It was a Christmas joke Mark

Stefan Strauss from Strasbourg

Johnson is the best character.

@RustyHalloween

Johnson is the best character.

@rustyhalloween ITS THE JOHNSON!! "If we succeed, I'm going to be Charles and you'll be my Camilla. ..."

'Oh, God! I'll probably have to retell this moment in Crown Court and i've already forgotten what happened!'

'You're going to stand here, waiting for a massacre, eating a muffin?!'

'We can't throw that all away because I spy on you!'

'Jesus, it's easy being a freak!'

'Started the morning as Branson, ended it hunping shit cash in hand for Super Hans.'

One of my all time favourite shows!!

What was the bad thing?
OH GOD!! THE BAD THING!!

“Nothing from Dobby since Christmas. I want to call again, but when I leave long messages, I have this nagging sense that I’ll end up hearing them being played back to me in a court of law.”

@SerendipitySunshine

“Nothing from Dobby since Christmas. I want to call again, but when I leave long messages, I have this nagging sense that I’ll end up hearing them being played back to me in a court of law.”

😂

“Jeremy, do you think we could take a brief time-out from the masturbate-athon that is your life to go to my son’s Christening?”