Peep show best bits...

[Yuckypretty]

I admit Ive rewatched all series too many times now. But some lines still just make me laugh like...

"it's probably just some ball bit witch"

"Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world"

Anyone else got any?

That wasn’t very Christmassy, was it?

Socks before trousers, never before pants

I just drink that and stay at home. And eat oven chips. Out of the bag. Frozen. Until I… throw up on myself

The one where Mark arranges a job interview for Jeremy, and he tries hard not to accidentally get it by being too charming. I laughed all the way to work the next day after seeing that one.

The twins! You know, the twins!

Another roast? That's the third today!

Oh yeah, there's snakes.

Out freak the freak outs (Jeremy and Hans join a cult for the lols)

Just want to go home, have a tuna sandwich and mong out to Snow Patrol (Super Hans)

Alright honey, but I will have my revenge. It's the Science Museum ALL Sunday afternoon. (Marks thought process after reluctantly agreeing to go out on a social suggested by Sophie)

Quantocking:
Sophie says to Mark: get rid of the guide books, it's more fun that way. Mark randomly chucks the guide books in a post box. Sophie then looks at Mark and asks, 'so, where are we going ?'

Even Sophie refers to their visit as, 'this bloody town.'

Mark's thoughts: it's proposal week end. Can't have a row on proposal week end.

Sophie's birthday: the way she pouts when Ian confronts David about whether he loves her. She's not shocked or upset or confident about the answer. Just pouting at the thought of not getting a baby, er, I mean husband.

“He’s gonna get cancer and I’m not. I don’t want him to but obviously one of us is going to get it and I’d rather it was him.”

'Mummmmmy'

Jeremy, there are many things I would do to help you, but digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands so that you can bury the corpse of a dog you’ve killed is not one of them.

Jeremy: Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for wankers.
Mark: Yeah, well, Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't face reality.

And this beautiful meme it spawned

Jez, can you tell me as a mate yeah? Someone who knows me really well. Is my bottom half on fire?

Another roast? That's the third today!

Great I can get off the roast train.

Break up tuna ? (When Sophie's Dad comes round with Mark's share of the uneaten wedding buffet)

Also on the Christmas episode where Mark narrates his take on Christmas Day in his head: Presents, lunch, a row, boardgames, then the low countries then on to the home straight. (or something like that.)

Also, he makes a claim about a historical event and in his head he remarks on the enquiry/report that he would accept and comments on his choice of report writer.

Mark's sister is such a wonderful cringe ! When she calls Jeremy honey bear ! Summit and steak at cafe rouge with her ex-husband before coming back to Jeremy.

Puke point A and rent-a-snake (making me laugh typing it)

The Orgazoid episode 😂

I’ve watched Grand Designs with you. That smile when some eco-glass gets delayed on its way from Antwerp and they get pushed over budget. That’s the real you.

I’m the Wolf of Wall Street. Look out, Boots! I’m going to buy 100 meal deals and eat them off a prozzie in the nude.

I've contacted the Citizens Advice Bureau. How'd you like them on your ass?

(After taking shrooms) now listen darling, ypu need to get your head straight...this can go one of two ways. One is amazing, yeah, and the other way... well it's best not to think about that.

But it's FUCKING HORRIBLE, yeah?

@Rhi86

Another roast? That's the third today!

Why toast when you can roast.

Piss kidney.
Prayer bucket.

The longer the note, the more the dread

I've accidentally run to Windsor

We could be men with ven.

Ah, soup! Lovely hug in a mug. All I need now is a kiss in a tube. A wank in a packet.

Pass me the cava and a big bag of Tyrell’s, it’s a girls’ night in!!

That “Blimey” and the look on Jeremy’s face when Kenneth is revealed (“it’s like a leg of lamb”) is the funniest two seconds I’ve ever seen.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1C5DjhFdqcE

How thick is wall?

Mark Corrigan: If you really can't hold it in, then you'll just have to... piss yourself.

Jeremy Usborne: You're telling me to piss myself?

Mark Corrigan: Yes, if you've got to go, piss yourself.

Jeremy Usborne: Is this what it's come to?

Mark Corrigan: Yes, and do it quietly.

Jeremy Usborne: Great. And what shall I do after I've pissed myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself? You're such a...

[a wet patch starts growing on the crotch of Jeremy's trousers]

Mark Corrigan: Are you doing it already?

Jeremy Usborne: Yes, I'm doing it already! I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure. This is what you've done, you've ground down my sense of self worth over the years, I hope you're proud!

Mark Corrigan: When are you going to stop?

Jeremy Usborne: Not for a bit

copied and pasted because I loved it but couldn’t remember it all. Love peep show!