My kid has just given me the most epic Christmas list

[catinboots123]

I don't know if I'm in awe or outraged

@ShirleyPhallus

I like that he’s written “Nike airmax (trainers) (from Nike)” just in case you’re so old that you have no idea what Nike is

😂 Yes, this is great!

My kids would probably worry I'd find some fake ones and Sharpie a tick on the side 😁

I love this! My son will be 14 by the time Christmas is here but he would be so disappointed if there wasn’t a teddy of some sorts waiting for him on Christmas morning!

@idontlikealdi

Brilliant. My 10 year olds is

iPhone 13
Horse
iPad Pro
Horse
Horse
Air Force 1s
Horse
Horse stuff
Pjs
£20 Claire's voucher
Horse
Perfect pet
Horse
Fake oodie from primark
Pens and pencils
Pho kit
Cook book

I asked for nothing except for a horse for every single birthday and Christmas. Refused to put anything else on the list Christmas, I was 11, and I had to go take a present to the yard, sulking as my loan horse had been sold Loan horse comes out with a giant red bow. I don't think I was capable of speech

I'm loving the categorization. :-D
Total legend.

The REAL diamond chain! But don’t mind if not. very funny

I love it, what a savvy kid, negotiation is a skill.

Wanting Teddy and diamond chain at the same time sounds kind a cute.

This is brilliant.

Remember the days when a few things out the Disney store was enough?!?

The 'from Nike" bit is the best....have you heard of Nike, mum?

@catinboots123

I don't know if I'm in awe or outraged

Be outraged!! Its "because" not "cause"

Be in awe at the ability to rank wants into 3 classes (with pricing!!)

Oh, bless him! Now I want to buy him a diamond necklace. He is clever that way I guess.

When my dd was 9 we had 1)puppy 2) dog lead 3) dog bowl 4) dog treats 5) dog coat 6) how to look after your dog book. Not a lot of wiggle room there considering we had no intention of buying a dog....

This is adorable. I love the categories and the use of REAL for emphasis.
My 10 year old dd handed me hers a few weeks back and was kind enough to add the total up for me

At least he puts things down that exist. One of mine used to make up things e.g. I want a toy that looks like a robot, but when you turn its right arm, it turns into a monster truck. The robot has to be blue and the truck has to be green.
When I said this didn't exist he confidently said Santas elves could make it.

Count yourself lucky, my nine-year old, when asked what he wanted for his birthday, replied, 'suction boots'. Great!

Keyboard is impressive but so specific I’d be worried getting it wrong. Nice ask though. Rest seems a decent mix of aspirational and reasonable. Love how they grouped them. and even the ‘really want’ has some not so expensive things on

@AudTheDeepMinded

Count yourself lucky, my nine-year old, when asked what he wanted for his birthday, replied, 'suction boots'. Great!

What the heck are they?

@StealthRoast

This is adorable. I love the categories and the use of REAL for emphasis. My 10 year old dd handed me hers a few weeks back and was kind enough to add the total up for me

At least she's added up the total extortionate price for you, you must be very proud.

OP your DC has lovely handwriting. That's all I have, sorry.

Thank god I only have DH and 2 cats to buy for. 🤯

I don’t blame him for the giant teddy !

Ooo ASOS have a 20% off everything till 8am Friday morning
Code BAESOS

@idontlikealdi

Brilliant. My 10 year olds is

iPhone 13
Horse
iPad Pro
Horse
Horse
Air Force 1s
Horse
Horse stuff
Pjs
£20 Claire's voucher
Horse
Perfect pet
Horse
Fake oodie from primark
Pens and pencils
Pho kit
Cook book

DH said you need to get the horse as it ticks a lot of boxes. 😂😂

@LockDownBear have you seen Wallace and Gromit, when they climb up the walls to rob the diamond? Like that I presume.

@PussyCatEatingPigsInBlankets it’s a good job I’m not the organised type.
She has changed her mind on the “main presents” section and has decided she wants an iPhone 12 MINI in purple.

Same way she wanted to be an “ice cream van lady” one week and a marine biologist the next....

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the lay out is like i used to do my christmas lists!!!!! To be fair though every present was not as expensive as your child has askes for!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i think its hylerious...

@SafeMove

My 10 year old DD put £1000 on her list (and a horse) with a winky face. Never going to happen. When I asked what a 10 year old could possibly need a grand for, she very seriously said 'Premium Bonds'

Has "Grandpa" been bending her ear?... It would be a decent long term investment - even if it was £50.