My kid has just given me the most epic Christmas list

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I don't know if I'm in awe or outraged

I like how it’s grouped!
Love the diamond chain suggestion with asterisk that it’s very expensive!

I love this - great sense of priority there 😂

Sounds like he's going to launch himself as a rapper on Tiktok.

My ds (10) wrote a list and dd (12) kindly asked him what was on it and wrote it down for us as she said it was too hard to read and she thought we ‘might need to read it ourselves’ . His writing is terrible 😖

That's brilliant

My DS got a bit carried away last year and put, "a mansion". A little while later he went back to the list and thoughtfully added, "another mansion"

That is seriously cute. :)

Certainly knows their (expensive) brands.

Buy him a lottery ticket

DD once asked for a real magic wand, as the one she had didn't work. This year DS1 has asked, since DD doesn't know what she wants, whether he can be "re-allocated" her Christmas budget as he knows exactly what he wants.

Love that he thinks you might spend £££ on an electric scooter that he only ‘kinda’ wants

Made me smile 😊

Don't get cause very expensive, but if you do it has to be REAL.

@Muchtoomuchtodo

I love it! Shows an understanding that money doesn’t grow on trees but still a gorgeous level of optimism!

Yes, you’ve got a good ‘un there.

Love this!

@Squiblet

That's brilliant

My DS got a bit carried away last year and put, "a mansion". A little while later he went back to the list and thoughtfully added, "another mansion"

🤣
Love it.

Banabear Giant Teddy Bear 340 CM plush Bear Big XXL extra large gift for birthday christmas... www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07FMSX1MZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_V1EC85DPM0ZDWZ5DEY89?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

Here’s your bear sorted. I hope the Amazon van driver doesn’t have much else to deliver that day as there won’t be much room left !!

He was so specific about the teddy I think you really ought to make that a priority! Not sure how you will wrap it though…

I love it! Especially the dismond being in the unimportant section - but it has to be real!

Of course I had to check, and I'm amazed to find that 340cm teddy bears really exist.

www.amazon.co.uk/Teddy-Bear-Plush-Toy-130cm/dp/B07DVHFYDB

Personally I'd go with "outraged" purely because he/she used lined paper but wrote perpendicular to the lines. Who does that??

I’d missed the (shoes) (from Nike) 🤣🤣

That really is epic

Might I suggest that you concoct your own outlandish wish list and give it to him?

@Mykittensmittens
I dd would love that teddy I'm tempted to buy it.

9 has a list going on, using the whiteboard. Fluffy socks have been crossed out as his older sibling donated a pair to the cause, but neatly crossed out because more are always necessary:o

@ShirleyPhallus

I like that he’s written “Nike airmax (trainers) (from Nike)” just in case you’re so old that you have no idea what Nike is

Nah, he's just making sure that they don't buy knock offs from "Jimmy" on face book market place who is just back from Turkey with lots of "Genuine" bargains...

I am loving these lists. But the Nike and circling of 'real' diamond in OPs post were fabulous!