My kid has just given me the most epic Christmas list

[catinboots123]

I don't know if I'm in awe or outraged

I’ve had the best One yet
Pasta
Frying pan
Pasta and pasta sauce
Breadsticks
Pasta
Jaffa cakes
Alcohol ( anything)
Did I ask for pasta
Any food that isn’t from Aldi
Plasters( my knife is very sharp )
Expensive pasta
Pot noodles but pasta version ( good for hangover )
Berrocca
Did I mention pasta !!!

Can you tell they have just gone to Uni !

@catinboots123

I don't know if I'm in awe or outraged

6 weeks to xmas and then you get that? along with everyone else and oh yeah the paying of your normal bills too, i would be handing it back and saying you can have one thing only, BE READY FOR THE FALL OUT THO as you will be the most awful parents anyone could ever have and that all their mates are getting these things blah blah blah, im going to guess the age is about 14-15 yrs old? tell them they can have one thing upto the value of........................ and anything else they get is upto you, if they kick off then the list gets shorter of any potential additions

Love it OP!
😁

My 7 year old asked for a PS5, an iPhone 13 mini, AirPods and a solid gold chain 🤣 The kid is delusional

Loll thats so funny....I don't know why I'm laughing for my son asked me for nearly about the same! Lmao grin]

Ah Christmas! One year (I was 13) I asked for a make up case, merely specifying one of those round ones.Thinking of those round leather travel cases that look so chic when some actress sashays through to the plane(think 60’s glamour here). What I actually got was a trashy pink n white plastic box , it was round though. I have never been so disappointed with a Christmas pressie. Particularly as it became apparent this was the main pressie. My parents were quite hard up, but usually managed something we’d actually like or use. Maybe it was the first time I really paid attention to wanting something 🤷‍♂️

Thanks for the laugh, so cute too. Now my 23 yr old is giving me hers!

How sweet, hope you and your family have a lovely Christmas

And my son is 11 Yr old too

Merry Christmas all

I enjoyed reading that, honest in an innocent way but aware of cost. I mean we do ask them what they want so you have to expect a reply.

Love it. My brother used to get the Argos book and circle the stuff he wanted. There were pages of it!!

I absolutely love the optimisim and how it's split to 3 levels really want would like like but don't have to get love it

You have to frame it. It’s magic

Aw love it!

Love it .... reminds me when DS was younger & in his list to FC he asked for " a wallet like Daddy's BUT with money in it "

now as a teen its all branded expensive stuff .................

I think your child has a charming wonderful sense of humour!

My 2 year old has asked for a toy crane that costs £10 from the entertainer. I'm going to savour these days whilst they last
My 2 year old has asked for fire Budget aside I think the brands and tech era might be easier…

I love that he/she has specified that the Nike Airs are (shoes) (from Nike) 🤣🤣

I think my boys live in a little rural bubble as they wouldn't have a clue what most of these things were (I don't either) or maybe they are just younger. My 10 year old's list so far has 2 Lego sets, surf wax, some books, a Playmobil dragon, a bootbuddy and a wooden sword on it. My 7 year olds list is even shorter with just 1 book, some Lego (unspecified), a real rhino, a toy rhino and a new pair of football boots on. There's time yet for them to add more unreasonable items (well obviously the rhino isn't realistic!).

I dread the teenage years when I presume they will just want designer clothing and phones / gaming consoles etc.

I might start making my list soon....

Awww that's both cute and hilarious!
My son wants a laser quest kit for home off Santa, when asked what he wants from us it's always erm I don't know, or, whatever lol. So I note down through the year anything he comments on and get them for him when I can.

Utterly
Brilliant

That's so adorable. The specificness of the keyboard made me imagine my DH as a kid He's all about the switches!

I'd rather have your list OP - my 5 year old has requested

A baby hippo
For me to have another set of twins - this time they have to be girls and also identical 🙈

(Im infertile so more chance of getting the hippo for Xmas to be honest 😂)

@idontlikealdi

Brilliant. My 10 year olds is

iPhone 13
Horse
iPad Pro
Horse
Horse
Air Force 1s
Horse
Horse stuff
Pjs
£20 Claire's voucher
Horse
Perfect pet
Horse
Fake oodie from primark
Pens and pencils
Pho kit
Cook book

Mine used to be like that 'a horse or anything horse related'. My dad always threatened to get me a bucket of horse shit (would have been the nearest thing to a horse I'd have owned)

He/she really needs a dictionary!

@Granjeanne

He/she really needs a dictionary!

I mean, why?