Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

[bearlyactive]

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

[bearlyactive]

Yes

Are YOU calm?

[x2boys]

Yes
Are it Italian fans calm?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Yes they're so calm that they've fallen asleep but that's because Badger Southgate has read them a bedtime story in fluent Italian

Are there any other Badgers working with/for the England squad

[x2boys]

The Two Harry's are both undercover Badgers
Will the Two Harry's do a modern day take on the Two Ronnie's?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Definitely

Will the Badgers be giving all the England squad a big cuddle & a cup of hot chocolate tonight & tell them they did well but keep practising & get even better & you'll win the World Cup next year & what else will the Badgers say?

[Blowingagale]

No - badgers will be having a go at them for the performance.

What are the badgers doing this morning?

[ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba]

knitting

when will people stop being suspicious when you say you have a cold and accept you have a cold?

[x2boys]

Nursing their sore heads
How are the England team feeling now?

[bearlyactive]

HOPEFULLY proud of themselves (serious answer).

How are you feeling?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Frisky

Has I turned into a lamb?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Have I not has I!

[x2boys]

No you have turned I to mutton
Are you mutton dressed as lamb?

[Blowingagale]

No - elephant dressed as a flamingo

How many elephants have you met?

[ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba]

all of them

why is the sky blue?

[x2boys]

Because Blue is God's favourite colour
What is God's least favourite colour?

[ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba]

white

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[x2boys]

No what a fabulous idea
What is Daddy pigs favourite sandwich?

[ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba]

bacon

why are some people utter wankers?

[x2boys]

Because they don't watch enough peppa pig
Has peppa, pig started school yet?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Peppa has left school & has just qualified as a tax accountant

What's Emu up to these days?

[x2boys]

He's lost his his way a bit without Rod and became an alcoholic, he cleaned up act though and now runs a children's entertainment buissness with orville
Can orville fly yet?

[bearlyactive]

Yes, he flew slap-bang into Emu the other week (although this may have been something to do with Emu's drink problem).

Does Rainbow celebrate Pride every day?

[x2boys]

Yes it does up above the trees and houses rainbow flying high over the sky
Should we paint the whole world with a, Rainbow?

[Blowingagale]

Yes

How many cans of paint do we need?

[x2boys]

52
How many people do we need to paint it?