Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Yes

Are YOU calm?

Yes
Are it Italian fans calm?

Yes they're so calm that they've fallen asleep but that's because Badger Southgate has read them a bedtime story in fluent Italian

Are there any other Badgers working with/for the England squad

The Two Harry's are both undercover Badgers
Will the Two Harry's do a modern day take on the Two Ronnie's?

Definitely

Will the Badgers be giving all the England squad a big cuddle & a cup of hot chocolate tonight & tell them they did well but keep practising & get even better & you'll win the World Cup next year & what else will the Badgers say?

No - badgers will be having a go at them for the performance.

What are the badgers doing this morning?

knitting

when will people stop being suspicious when you say you have a cold and accept you have a cold?

Nursing their sore heads
How are the England team feeling now?

HOPEFULLY proud of themselves (serious answer).

How are you feeling?

Frisky

Has I turned into a lamb?

Have I not has I!

No you have turned I to mutton
Are you mutton dressed as lamb?

No - elephant dressed as a flamingo

How many elephants have you met?

all of them

why is the sky blue?

Because Blue is God's favourite colour
What is God's least favourite colour?

white

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

No what a fabulous idea
What is Daddy pigs favourite sandwich?

bacon

why are some people utter wankers?

Because they don't watch enough peppa pig
Has peppa, pig started school yet?

Peppa has left school & has just qualified as a tax accountant

What's Emu up to these days?

He's lost his his way a bit without Rod and became an alcoholic, he cleaned up act though and now runs a children's entertainment buissness with orville
Can orville fly yet?

Yes, he flew slap-bang into Emu the other week (although this may have been something to do with Emu's drink problem).

Does Rainbow celebrate Pride every day?

Yes it does up above the trees and houses rainbow flying high over the sky
Should we paint the whole world with a, Rainbow?

Yes

How many cans of paint do we need?

52
How many people do we need to paint it?