Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

The magic money tree
Where is the magic money tree ?

Well last time I looked The Magic Money Tree was in my under the stairs glory hole
I need to recheck..........

Do you have a glory hole, a hot press or a Sheila?

I have a hot Sheila and a glory press
Would you name your new born baby boy Derek ?

No, I'd name them Del. Or A-del-e.

What do you think of Adele's new album?

I don't like her stamp album
Is anybody there ???

Not me!

When will we get to Thread 8?

When the Moon collides Saturn
Will thread eight be the best thread ever ?

It will probably be the slowest!

Will it beat this one in slowness?

No it will move quicker than the speed of light

What would Einstein think of that & what would Dr Brian Cox say/do?

Einstein would think it was contemptuous
And Dr Brian Cox would go for a pint
Do you like pints ?

Yes I measure in pints and millilitres.

How many pints of milk do you drink a week?

0.1 (on my cereal)

How many drips of water do you drink a week?

Three drips of water and 27 pints of gin
Are dogs intuitive?

My cat is rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically to that question.

What do the Cats know?

The cats know everything ,even more than the Badgers
What do the Pigeons know?

The Pigeons now know that the great British public have found out that the pigeons are liars.

What's going to happen?

The Magpies are going to over throw the government and invade Downing Street
Will they have a Xmas party?

In their nest, yes

Do you have your own advent calendar?

Several but I’m too ugly to go for the beauty ones - chocolate all the way?

What’s your beauty secret?

Gin and more Gin Darling
What will the next storm be called ?

Storm Connie-Boris

Have the Badgers got plans to save the country?

They are currently in secret talks with the cats ,it's all very hush ,hush though but they hoping for a plan xyz to save Xmas
What do the Rabbits think about it all ?

The Rabbits are in agreement & also think that @x2boys & Tracy should become a professional double act & have their own tv programme.

What do you think?

I think that's a mighty good idea🤣
What would the Double act be called?

The Badgerz

Will dressing up in badger outfits be regarded as species appropriation?