Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Marrying a boat, same as usual.
What's in your handbag?

A giraffe

How far have you walked today?

Round the world in 80 minutes

Where have you been today?

Pluto

Which is the best planet?

Planet Hollywood
Why did the decide Pluto wasn't a planet after all?

Because it's untidy & hasn't cleaned up it's yard

Which is the most house proud planet?

Uranus

What have you done for me lately?

All the cleaning, cooking, childcare, whilst you sit on your backside watching Netflix 🙄
Bed time?

Bath time!

Can cats have hayfever?

Atishoo catishoo bless you, yes they can if they eat too much grass & smoke cigars whilst chasing next doors dog

What does next doors dog think?

Feline thoughts.
Is there anything more joyful than a field of sunflowers?

A field full of Dandelions
How many I hate football threads and I can't understand how anyone likes it will there be on Monday if England win?

None or 89 billion

How can I make 89 billion by the end of the month?

Get the billion that you've already got, then multiply it by 89.

Can I have a few billion in exchange for that valuable piece of advice?

No.

How exactly do I survive another ten days of small child self-isolating.

Gah - got that bit wrong.

The answer is of course, you certainly can, just let me write this rubber cheque.

Ask William to look after the children so you can go to Wimbledon

Why do I think @Passthesauce is really Kate Middleton I mean Catherine Cambridge?

@TracyBeakerSoYeah 😂😂I so wish I was!!! Methinks Kate is not currently mainlining rose (need an accent there....) ahead of yet another sodding weekend desperately trying to keep her head above water work-wise - although, of course, it being the Wimbledon finals, she may well be!

I'm also about twice the size of her (must be the wine!!!).

But thank you for the much needed chuckle!

Don't believe you 🤣 @Passthesauce

@TracyBeakerSoYeah

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Keep those apple slices away from me, I'm allergic!!!

New question: How did we get onto this?

Because there isn't enough football on.

If we manage to win, how long with all the media coverage go on?

There won't be any nobody will be interested in the slightest
Where's the cash card?

On the mantlepiece.
Do I want to go to this wedding?

nope

who will make me a cuppa?