Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

[bearlyactive]

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

[WrongWayApricot]

Marrying a boat, same as usual.
What's in your handbag?

[Blowingagale]

A giraffe

How far have you walked today?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Round the world in 80 minutes

Where have you been today?

[Blowingagale]

Pluto

Which is the best planet?

[x2boys]

Planet Hollywood
Why did the decide Pluto wasn't a planet after all?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Because it's untidy & hasn't cleaned up it's yard

Which is the most house proud planet?

[RubixRubicon]

Uranus

What have you done for me lately?

[x2boys]

All the cleaning, cooking, childcare, whilst you sit on your backside watching Netflix 🙄
Bed time?

[bearlyactive]

Bath time!

Can cats have hayfever?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Atishoo catishoo bless you, yes they can if they eat too much grass & smoke cigars whilst chasing next doors dog

What does next doors dog think?

[Scarby9]

Feline thoughts.
Is there anything more joyful than a field of sunflowers?

[x2boys]

A field full of Dandelions
How many I hate football threads and I can't understand how anyone likes it will there be on Monday if England win?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

None or 89 billion

How can I make 89 billion by the end of the month?

[bearlyactive]

Get the billion that you've already got, then multiply it by 89.

Can I have a few billion in exchange for that valuable piece of advice?

[Passthesauce]

No.

How exactly do I survive another ten days of small child self-isolating.

[Passthesauce]

Gah - got that bit wrong.

The answer is of course, you certainly can, just let me write this rubber cheque.

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Ask William to look after the children so you can go to Wimbledon

Why do I think @Passthesauce is really Kate Middleton I mean Catherine Cambridge?

[Passthesauce]

@TracyBeakerSoYeah 😂😂I so wish I was!!! Methinks Kate is not currently mainlining rose (need an accent there....) ahead of yet another sodding weekend desperately trying to keep her head above water work-wise - although, of course, it being the Wimbledon finals, she may well be!

I'm also about twice the size of her (must be the wine!!!).

But thank you for the much needed chuckle!

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Don't believe you 🤣 @Passthesauce

[Passthesauce]

@TracyBeakerSoYeah

[bearlyactive]

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Keep those apple slices away from me, I'm allergic!!!

New question: How did we get onto this?

[Ellmau]

Because there isn't enough football on.

If we manage to win, how long with all the media coverage go on?

[x2boys]

There won't be any nobody will be interested in the slightest
Where's the cash card?

[Scarby9]

On the mantlepiece.
Do I want to go to this wedding?

[ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba]

nope

who will make me a cuppa?