Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

[bearlyactive]

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

[bearlyactive]

NEW THREAD!!

[x2boys]

Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

[x2boys]

Only Articulated lorries
Do you like Charlotte's new face ?

[bearlyactive]

Yes, it's abhorrent

Can the Badgers drive?

[Ellmau]

The Badgerz

Will dressing up in badger outfits be regarded as species appropriation?

[x2boys]

I think that's a mighty good idea🤣
What would the Double act be called?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

The Rabbits are in agreement & also think that @x2boys & Tracy should become a professional double act & have their own tv programme.

What do you think?

[x2boys]

They are currently in secret talks with the cats ,it's all very hush ,hush though but they hoping for a plan xyz to save Xmas
What do the Rabbits think about it all ?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Storm Connie-Boris

Have the Badgers got plans to save the country?

[x2boys]

Gin and more Gin Darling
What will the next storm be called ?

[UselessASD]

Several but I’m too ugly to go for the beauty ones - chocolate all the way?

What’s your beauty secret?

[bearlyactive]

In their nest, yes

Do you have your own advent calendar?

[x2boys]

The Magpies are going to over throw the government and invade Downing Street
Will they have a Xmas party?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

The Pigeons now know that the great British public have found out that the pigeons are liars.

What's going to happen?

[x2boys]

The cats know everything ,even more than the Badgers
What do the Pigeons know?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

My cat is rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically to that question.

What do the Cats know?

[x2boys]

Three drips of water and 27 pints of gin
Are dogs intuitive?

[bearlyactive]

0.1 (on my cereal)

How many drips of water do you drink a week?

[UselessASD]

Yes I measure in pints and millilitres.

How many pints of milk do you drink a week?

[x2boys]

Einstein would think it was contemptuous
And Dr Brian Cox would go for a pint
Do you like pints ?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

No it will move quicker than the speed of light

What would Einstein think of that & what would Dr Brian Cox say/do?

[bearlyactive]

It will probably be the slowest!

Will it beat this one in slowness?

[x2boys]

When the Moon collides Saturn
Will thread eight be the best thread ever ?

[bearlyactive]

Not me!

When will we get to Thread 8?

[x2boys]

I don't like her stamp album
Is anybody there ???