Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

[bearlyactive]

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

[x2boys]

He doesn't he still wears his big red suit and boots etc
Will this term ever end?

[Blowingagale]

No T&Cs for this are eternal

Have you read MN T&Cs

[newreality1]

Yes it's my favourite book

Why is this thread so addictive?

[x2boys]

Because it made from suger and spice and all things nice
Do you read the yellow pages?

[ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba]

no because they don't exist anymore

Should I re-watch Brooklyn 99 or Parks & Rec?

[newreality1]

Brooklyn 99 as it sounds like an ice cream

Is it going to be hot tomorrow?

[x2boys]

No it's going to snow
Will it ever be cool again?

[Scarby9]

Hey man! It's cool now, bro'.

What time is bedtime?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Whatever time you want it to be yeah baby!

Austin Powers v James Bond
Who would win & how?

[x2boys]

Just as they are about to start a dual, Nanny plum would tell them to stop being so silly
Whatever happened to Humf?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Unfortunately he got lost looking for @Aroundtheworldin80moves

Where has she gone?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Humf before he went in search of ATWI80M

[x2boys]

I don't know maybe she's lost in the zoo or been fed to the sea lions 😢
Although I have seen her on other threads, does @Aroundtheworldin80moves not like us anymore? 😭

[x2boys]

Ps I'm not stalking @Aroundtheworldin80moves honest 🤣

[bearlyactive]

She hates us

Do you like paella?

[x2boys]

Yes I love a vesta paella
Is a vesta paella just as good as a home made authentic paella?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Even better Vests Paella has won awards!

What awards has VP won?

[x2boys]

They have won best Actor/Actress awards
What kind of awards would you win?

[ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba]

Tap dancer of the year

are you always on time?

[x2boys]

Yes but whether my time is the same as your time is a different matter
How are the Badgers coping with the heat?

[newreality1]

Out body boarding and drinking mojitos loving life

Why is it so difficult to type anything without my glasses on?

[ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba]

because you should've gone to Specsavers.

Is it ever worth shouting "fuck off" to mosquitoes?

[newreality1]

Yes but make sure you use a megaphone so everyone can hear

Is it worth buying new sun loungers?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Depends on how many lazy sods you can fit in your garden

Do Badgers like cold pizza & coke (the fizzy drink) for breakfast after a night on the lash?

[x2boys]

No they prefer cold curry and ice cold orange juice
Come and tidy my house?