Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

He doesn't he still wears his big red suit and boots etc
Will this term ever end?

No T&Cs for this are eternal

Have you read MN T&Cs

Yes it's my favourite book

Why is this thread so addictive?

Because it made from suger and spice and all things nice
Do you read the yellow pages?

no because they don't exist anymore

Should I re-watch Brooklyn 99 or Parks & Rec?

Brooklyn 99 as it sounds like an ice cream

Is it going to be hot tomorrow?

No it's going to snow
Will it ever be cool again?

Hey man! It's cool now, bro'.

What time is bedtime?

Whatever time you want it to be yeah baby!

Austin Powers v James Bond
Who would win & how?

Just as they are about to start a dual, Nanny plum would tell them to stop being so silly
Whatever happened to Humf?

Unfortunately he got lost looking for @Aroundtheworldin80moves

Where has she gone?

Humf before he went in search of ATWI80M

I don't know maybe she's lost in the zoo or been fed to the sea lions 😢
Although I have seen her on other threads, does @Aroundtheworldin80moves not like us anymore? 😭

Ps I'm not stalking @Aroundtheworldin80moves honest 🤣

She hates us

Do you like paella?

Yes I love a vesta paella
Is a vesta paella just as good as a home made authentic paella?

Even better Vests Paella has won awards!

What awards has VP won?

They have won best Actor/Actress awards
What kind of awards would you win?

Tap dancer of the year

are you always on time?

Yes but whether my time is the same as your time is a different matter
How are the Badgers coping with the heat?

Out body boarding and drinking mojitos loving life

Why is it so difficult to type anything without my glasses on?

because you should've gone to Specsavers.

Is it ever worth shouting "fuck off" to mosquitoes?

Yes but make sure you use a megaphone so everyone can hear

Is it worth buying new sun loungers?

Depends on how many lazy sods you can fit in your garden

Do Badgers like cold pizza & coke (the fizzy drink) for breakfast after a night on the lash?

No they prefer cold curry and ice cold orange juice
Come and tidy my house?