Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Beryl or Badger are your best bet

Should I just go to bed now?

Yes and stay there until Monday morning as there absolutely nothing of interest that's going to happen tommorow
What, s everyone doing tommorow evening?

I'm thinking of throwing a party at Wembley Stadium but you have to come dressed as a lion or as the Numberjack called 3.

I hear that some blokes have booked their football party at Wembley tomorrow, so do you think if I offer to pay extra & be very very nice, the Wembley bookings manager will let me have tomorrow & move the football party to another night?

Definitely they will
I don't think anyone is thinking of supporting a, particular team tommorow at all.

@x2boys where's your question?

Mine is: are perms going to be fashionable amongst football players?

I’ll be supporting Australia, I know they’re in Europe as they are Eurovision.

Why does Australia compete in Eurovision?

because kangaroos are native Europeans!

why am I up before 7am on a Sunday morning?🤬

Those giant tambourines in the sky are getting a hammering.

Are you watching the game tonight?

Yes I will be avidly watching the world tiddlywinks championships
Is it coming home?

'IT' is definitely coming home but 'IT' won't decide until the last minute whether it's the house in England or the house in Italy to keep us on our toes before 'IT' chooses the England house.

What is 'IT's' real name?

Intra Terrestrial

will I be able to eat anything tonight on account of already feeling so nervous?

A three course meal

Where is “it” going to live if it comes home tonight?

'IT' will be living in the granny annexe that Gareth Southgate is building on his house.
Though it isn't quite finished yet so 'IT' will have to bunk up with one of the kids.

Does Gareth Southgate have a Badger?

Gareth Southgate IS a Badger which is why England has done well
Will IT go to penalties 🙈

IT really isn’t a football fan so planning on going to the cinema.

What film is IT going to watch?

Bend it like Beckham
Why does Richard Branson never look any older?

Because he's got a very simple life and doesn't do much day to day.

Is it coming home?

Yes 'IT' it sent us a secret email to tell us that 'IT'self is going to act all nonchalant like 'IT' is not really bothered then at the last minute will jump over Gianluigi Donnarumma's (Italian goalie) shoulder & do a mix of YMCA/Macarena/Saturday Night then will sit down to have a rest in the goal & maybe have a snooze in the hammock I mean netting.
Meanwhile 'IT's little friends 'The Shoelaces' have infiltrated the Italian footie squads boots & thus will be tickling their feet, ankles & legs. That's why the Italian footie team will be falling over, loosing their boots, tripping each other up, scratching & slapping their legs & being removed from the game for permanently lying down.

Is Gareth Badgersouthgate a MNetter?

Oh yes
If IT comes home will Gareth Southgate be made king of the Badgers?

He already is King Badger

What's your snack of choice?

Humble pie
Is Boris watching the match?

Through his fingers, yes.

Is anyone NOT watching the match?

All of mumsnet are watching as they devoted football fans
Should Italy start a national diving team considering how accomplished they are at it?

No, that would be foul.

Is it over yet?

Yes
Is everyone calm?