Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

It's on holiday
Are you enjoying the weather?

Loving it

What’s the weather like where you are?

I'm sat in my bikini drinking cocktails
Do you like Pina Colada?

No I prefer to bath in Champagne necking sipping Margaritas.

What's your favourite drink?

Good old water

Have you got snow?

Not at all I'm just about to go out and sun bathe 🏖️
Shall I have a bar b que ?

As long as you barbeque some bananas.

Why is it so hard to spell barbeque?

Because supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, yes it’s quite atrocious.

Why am I feeling so lazy today?

You were dancing the night away.

Where was @CurryandSnuggle dancing?

On the yellow brick road
Is virgin media the most rubbish internet provider?

BT is better 🙄

Are celebrations better than quality street?

Extra strong mints are better
How do the Badgers pull their Xmas crackers ?

Along with a string on a toy truck.

What do they have in them?

Gold bars, ethical diamonds & £50 notes along with a paper hat & a rubbish joke

How are the Badgers so wealthy?

They invested early in crypto currencies

Why does my shoulder hurt?

Because you insist on carrying the world on your shoulders
Are the Badgers concerned about the new variant and what are they doing about it ?

Sitting back and relaxing and watching the humans as Covid doesn’t affect badgers.

What is an omicron? (Bet my spellcheck wouldn’t have defaulted to that a few days ago.)

A teeny tiny baby mouse
Do Nouns and verbs get along ?

With the odd bit of fighting, yes

Have you got the Xmas music on?

No I'm preparing for Easter
Where can I buy my Easter egg,s ?

Lloyds bank are having an Easter egg sale this week.

Why do people think a horse should be looking after their money?

Well you wouldn't trust a donkey would you ?
Would you like a pet spider ?

Oh yes, a big hairy tarantula please.

Will my dogs like to move house next week

No they think you are planning on taking them to see House of Gucci at the pictures next Saturday night, then on Sunday to The Cat & Custard Pot Inn for Sunday lunch.

Where are you doing with your animal/animals next weekend?

I’m taking my zebra to Delhi to see the 3d zebra crossing (we did the St Johns Wood one last month.)

Where did the saints get all the moneys to buy woods and schools and hospitals?