Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Unfortunately Peppa has been invited to Chequers and prefers that to close quarters with a tiger.

Mog and Bagpuss are happy to show feline solidarity, but don't want the dogs to come.

Who will get the place of honour?

A subscription for tiger national geographic so he can how his human would live in its natural habitat of Runcorn.

What does a vegan tiger eat?

Cross posted
Who will get place of honour
Bagpus - everyone else watched when they were cub/toddler/kitten.

What does a vegan tiger eat?

Its surprised owner, eventually. Currently grass, broccoli, melons and any foolish visiting animals when humans are not looking.

When will Tigs' non vegan habits be discovered?

On Xmas day when the owner fails to serve the vegan feast
Does Dave have a pet tiger ?

No just Tigger

Will my FIL come here for Christmas?

Not just for Christmas, he will arrive Christmas Eve with a moving van. Unknown to you, your DH has invited him to live with you permanently. Together with his 14 chihuahuas, several of who are incontinent.

Do you have room for a patio?

I have room for a courtyard
What has Dave bought Beryl for Xmas?

A hairbrush

Do you have a Trending box?

No but I once had a skirmish with a vending machine & won!

Have you ever had a fight with a vending machine?

No but I have a fight pending ,with s vending machine
Do Badgers like hot chocolate?

If it's the new Costa mint hot chocolate, yes.

How much sugar is it acceptable to put in a hot chocolate?

Equal amount with the chocolate.

What is best for dipping?

You want a nice dill pickle for hot chocolate dipping.

What is dill?

It's slightly more inspiring than dull
Did the Friends ,know the Sex and the city ladies ?

Yes as Miranda is Monica's real mother.
Sam tried to seduce Joey but he was terrified & hid in a closet.

How ya doing?

Im fine , pivot!
Do you like peanut butter?

Love it

Do you like peas?

Only cheesy peas
Do you like liver and onions ?(

Only if cooked with fava beans & a nice bottle of Chianti

Have the lambs stopped screaming yet?

No, still screaming... But it's when they go quiet you have to worry, that's when they are coming for you...

How many mangos will make a man go mad?

55
How many men do you want to go wild ?

However many are raining from the skies

How many men is it raining?

About 3.7 billion last time I counted.

Who would win & how:
Ryan Gosling vs Ryan Reynolds?

Ryan Thomas

What's the housing market doing in your area?