Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Much the same really. You do realise all that muzak is really live, plus no one notices the off missing jar of peanut butter.

If Elvis went on The Voice, would anyone turn?

No because the judges would think 'oh no not another Elvis wannabe impersonator'

What would Elvis do next?

Become an Elvis impersonator
Would he be hired as an Elvis look alike ?

Not for very much money

Are his blue suede shoes still blue?

They have faded to white with just a bluish tinge
Will Elvis do the Jail house rock with me ?

No he will lock you back up in your cell

Who's heart got broken at Heartbreak Hotel?

Angela Merkel
Who Broke Angela Merkels heart ?

Vladimir 'Del Boy' Putin when he threatened to turn the gas off.

Why did he threaten Angela?

Because she threatened to put up the Berlin wall again
Who would build the wall?

Me, I’m bored and need a project.

Will the buyer if my house complete?

No, they're classic MN CFs and plan on dropping their offer by 20 per cent at the last minute.

Will @AdoraBell find a new buyer by Christmas?

Two first time buyers offering over the asking price.

Will @AdoraBell accept a higher offer or stick with the current buyers?

@AdoraBell will take the house off the market and unbuild it brick ,by brick ,and move it the where @AdoraBell is going to move to and rebuild it .
Who will help @AdoraBell with this

And second bonus question why are their two after each @AdoraBell*

The Badgers & Dave will help @AdoraBell rebuild her house in her new location. However as her house build will be on Grand Designs, Adora will disguise herself as a Christmas Tree with 2 🌟 on top of her head to confuse Kevin McCloud as she doesn't want to get pregnant.

Why/How is Kevin McCloud a fertility charm/guru seeing that most of the people in his programme become 'up the duff' at the end of each show?

He is the actual father in every case.

How much child support does he pay?

Pays in scornful and knowing looks before finally coming back when kid reaches 18 and saying how well they turned out.

What feature would you have in a Grand Design house?

A birthing pool

Where do you like swimming?

In the river irwell
Can I come to yours for Xmas dinner ?

Of course, the more the merrier! It's a teetotal gluten free vegan spread and strangely none of the family wants to come ;( Cost is a bargain £360 per person in advance, and please bring your warm clothes as the heating isn't quite what it should be.

What time should I expect you?

2pm - how did you guess my precise needs?

Can I bring my dogs?

As long as they don't mind mucking in with the tiger in the back garden! He is vegan too, honest.

Would you mind if Tigs came in after dinner? He does like a cuddle.

No not at all
I assume the tiger will be there at tea time?

No, he prefers to eat a few blades of grass on his own then come in for nibbles, I mean drinks, after dark.

What present will you bring for him?

Some artisan beer as he wasn't that impressed with Sophie's Dad's bottles of Pale Ale.

Will Mog, Peppa Pig & Bagpuss be coming too?