Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Nay, because they aren’t yours, they're hers.

Blur or Oasis?

Oasis is my favourite juice! Which Friends character are you?

Oh hell, please ignore the above.

Best Xmas morning drink = pan galactic gargle blaster.

Again, Blur or Oasis?

Aaagh! Just gonna give up tonight…

Marcell
Happy Mondays
Which sex and the city character are you?

The love child of Miranda & Samantha with Manolo Blahnik
When they babysat me Carrie used to read me Vogue as a bedtime story, Charlotte read me 'How To Be A Debutante' & Stanford Blatch read me '500 Hidden Secrets of NYC'

Which Sooty, Sweep & Friends character are you?

The puppeteer. (Harry? Matthew?)

Who's the current Sooty puppeteer?

@Giggorata

Best Xmas morning drink = pan galactic gargle blaster

Sorry, I think you misunderstood the thread. It's supposed to be wrong answers only... 🍸

Dominic Cummings.

What conspiracy theory is actually true?

That the moon is made of cheese
What type of cheese is the moon made of?

Jarlsberg

What is Mars made of?

Mars bars
What is the milky way made of!

Goats' milk

Do goats get on with badgers?

Not really, they accidentally step in their sett holes, the badgers don’t like it.

Do you like goats cheese?

Purple
Have the Badgers put the Xmas tree up yet ?

Only the big one as that is up all year round. It's used as a deterrent to keep the Badger Cubs in good behaviour as if the Cubs are very naughty the big tree gets taken down.
This as only happened on a few occasions as the Cubs are generally well behaved.
Last time the big tree was taken down was in 2012 after the Cubs decided to act out the John Lewis 2012 Christmas advert, causing much chaos, laundry & the intervention of Interpol
Lots of the grown ups best clothes went missing, snowmen were built inside the setts, & 3 young cubs went missing eventually found at Auckland airport after stowing away on a BA flight from Heathrow, their excuse was they were looking for mittens for their snowmen.

What Christmas traditions do the Badgers have?

Santa's sleigh to the badgers is pulled by rabbits and brings food related gifts, but the rabbits steal the carrots.

What do the rabbits do for Christmas after doing their sleigh duties?

Settle down snd watch Aldi ads for the afternoon.

has Percy explored the whole of the M&S food hall?

Unfortunately he discovered the pork sausages and is now going on strike. Colin may have to be drafted in...

What do we want?

Caterpillar cake

When do we want it?

Now
What does Camilla Parker Bowles like to eat as a snack ?

Something in a bowl

Who ARE you?

I couldn't possibly tell you that ,oh where's my pet Corgi gone now
Who are you ?

Elvis

What have I been up to since 1977?

Working as a shelf stacker in Tesco ,in Oldham
How different is working as a shelf stacker to being the king of rock and roll ?