Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

I don't know, but I found a dead mouse under my sofa and ran screaming from the room.

Except it wasn't a dead mouse, it was a toy mouse that my cat used to play with.

I haven't had a cat since 2011 ...

A strange woman whose been living there in secret eating your food and using your facilities while you've been out?

www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/creepy-video-woman-scary-footage-17026094.amp

@Theworldisquiethere

I was sorting through a box of stuff for the charity shop the other day and found two of my sons baby teeth, so that’s my guess.

Why would the OP have two of your son's baby teeth?

I'm glad I'm not as silly as you.

A purse / wallet with a load of cards you cancelled (and maybe some money!)

I’m loving the variety of guesses... from Matt Hancock to baby bel wax

A McDonald's chicken nugget that's been there since new year's Day but still looks exactly the same as it did the day you got it, and strangely doesn't smell off? And seems to have repelled the dust?

Not recent, but happened when I was pregnant with dd2. Was a whole 6 months before I could move the sofa.

Jackie Lafferty ? Or is she still in the freezer?

Cat hairs, the three cats can't get under my sofa, but piles of white and ginger hairs find their resting place there.

Shergar?

Definitely peanuts and a crust of toast

@AdaColeman

A cream cracker.

Absolute class, Ada, absolute class.

Amelia Earhart?

Inspiration?

@custardbear

I once found a mouldy custard creme biscuit

Only once? amateur.

I found a desicated magpie under my DD's bed one time. Bloody cat!

Jimmy Hoffa?

Popcorn and bits of lego

The very end of my tether?

I think Bermuda Triangle must have been right. OP’s fallen in now too. ☺️

Your virginity?

Glenn Miller?
(Ok I’m done now, can’t think of any other famous missing people…..)

Wooden spoon?

the Heart of the Ocean?

A fiver on somebody else's knickers, but I hope it's a kitten.

Nemo and Dory?