Guess what I found under the sofa

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Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

Shergar ?

The entrance to a parallel universe where Bowie, Prince and George Michael are still alive, Remain won the referendum and Covid-19 never happened.

Dog's chew stick. Although I mostly find them behind or between the cushions. He keeps going into our bedroom and under the bed. I shudder to think what he is hiding there.

I'm hoping it's my cars missing service book 😭

Everything that ever went missing in the Bermuda Triangle ?

Documents from the MOD? Since they can be easily found at bus stops, apparently.

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The entrance to a parallel universe where Bowie, Prince and George Michael are still alive, Remain won the referendum and Covid-19 never happened.

I hope it's this.

an old, used tampon

The answer to life, the universe and everything?

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The entrance to a parallel universe where Bowie, Prince and George Michael are still alive, Remain won the referendum and Covid-19 never happened.

Oww if it's this do you mind if I nip over and cross into this world, it sounds bloody fantastic

Shergar?

Lord Lucan?

Loads of mouse droppings,I've started to prefer the dead ones the darling cat brings in.

The remote.

The lost city of Atlantis?

If it's anything like our sofa, tennis balls. With a stray piece of lego.

And usually a remote control.

My patience?

the miracle cure to perpetual exhaustion?

pretty please?

A dead cat.

If my sofa is anything to go by cereal bowls, spoons and missing teaspoons. Also defunct revision guides.

It's been twenty minutes. Just tell us if you are desperate for us to know.

Your passport that you lost at some point last year but weren't bothered about as you couldn't travel anyway because of Covid?

definitely not a clitoris.
it wouldn't be so easy, they are notoriously hard to find

That ironing board?

How is this not closed yet?