Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

Your child?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂plant it! You will have enough potatoes for a meal.

I'm slightly disappointed by the potato given some of the suggestions

I've found several dead pigeons, a magpie and a live pigeon under mine before now.

I'm terribly sorry for such a disappointing reveal, would it help matters if I explained that the potato was in the hand of invisible Cthulu?

Boring...

F*ing Nerf bullets. They get everywhere!

@Moorsmama

F*ing Nerf bullets. They get everywhere!

Found ours in the middle of the road this morning ds shot it over the house yesterday we thought he was joking 😳

Let’s keep a sense of balance. Sometimes these threads end in a grand climax - sometimes it’s small potatoes.

Our weirdest thing was a live hedgehog. Dog brought it in to play with and forgot about it

@Bettercallsaul1

Let’s keep a sense of balance. Sometimes these threads end in a grand climax - sometimes it’s small potatoes.

Superb.

"I'm terribly sorry for such a disappointing reveal, would it help matters if I explained that the potato was in the hand of invisible Cthulu?"

:) :) :)

@FloralBonnet

OMG what happened???!!!!! 15 pages???!!!

It was a small, sprouting potato.

OMG, I have a bagful of those on the vegetable rack, I've just peeled a couple for my dinner, what a letdown!

How disappointing OP!

I suggest you not vacuum for another few years and come back with something more juicy!

please tell me you found Terence, our house spider. She went missing last October and hasn't been seen since. Mind you - she was a bit of a flirt and didn't show any loyalty to the household that gave her refuge

I'm hoping it's my cars missing service book

A couple of years ago ( in the August of 2019) I was looking for my car's logbook (I was selling)

Found the logbook and the Christmas Good Foood magazine .
Happy Day

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upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Cthulhu3.jpg

link to [page with] pleasing pencil drawing of said invisible Cthulhu.
Potato not included.

.... forgot to add Cthulhu is actually on the OP's sofa in this drawing which is cool.
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The tray

@AfterSchoolWorry

The Tour de France spectator who caused the crash yesterday? 🤣🤣

I wonder what happened to her. What a nasty thing to happen, I hope she's ashamed.

She was holding the potato but she legged it...

The cat, he hides there when I do the hovering

A gun rack

@mini1275

The cat, he hides there when I do the hovering

Bloody hell I would be scared too if I saw you hovering! Did it come naturally or did you have to go on a supernatural course?

DD looked under our bed for a missing sock (she's very untidy) and reported a dead rat there. And it was. Yuk!

The spare socks