Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

An ironing board?

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

definitely not a clitoris. it wouldn't be so easy, they are notoriously hard to find

🤣🤣

The bank card you didn’t realise was missing until you got to the till at Tesco with a few hundred quids worth of Christmas shop on Christmas Eve??

Your old sofa?

The elderly Korean lady?

@youshouldbeplotting

The entrance to a parallel universe where Bowie, Prince and George Michael are still alive, Remain won the referendum and Covid-19 never happened.

Wouldn't that be something?

the appendix to every BMW car manual that states that indicators are not optional extras?

I did mine today and found 2 bottle tops and a mint. So that.

definitely not a clitoris. it wouldn't be so easy, they are notoriously hard to find

Ha!

odd sock or/and glove
that book I was half way through reading & can't find
my husband's spare glasses or one of his hearing aids he won't wear (DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID DEAR - yelling at husband)

Dominic Cummins with a video camera?

A missing board from Pizza Pizza and a missing stamp from a magnadoodle.

A tooth

Cutted up pear, a cheque (now cancelled) and a penis beaker?

Three catnip mice, a squashed spider the size of a ping pong ball, one of two separate pairs of slippers, two USB leads, three earphone squishy bus things, a dirty white sock, umbrella, fork, yoghurt pot and the set of keys that you were looking for three months ago when your DP said he'd pulled the sofa out five times and they weren't there, so you spent out a fortune in getting everything replaced.

the actual Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy?

a birdie friend badge?

A cream cracker.

Babybel wax?

Amelia Erhart, Jimmy Hoffa, the Lindbergh baby and the real Osama Bin Laden😱?

I was sorting through a box of stuff for the charity shop the other day and found two of my sons baby teeth, so that’s my guess.

A dead mouse

A pitta bread containing valuable items of jewellery?

I saw my toddler root around the sofa yesterday, pull out an old Pringle lid, take a cursory glance and shove it back under.

I’ve taught her well.

@FloralBonnet

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

A hidden camera, with a direct feed to Dominic Cummings?

@NeverDropYourMoonCup

Three catnip mice, a squashed spider the size of a ping pong ball, one of two separate pairs of slippers, two USB leads, three earphone squishy bus things, a dirty white sock, umbrella, fork, yoghurt pot and the set of keys that you were looking for three months ago when your DP said he'd pulled the sofa out five times and they weren't there, so you spent out a fortune in getting everything replaced.

And a partidge in a pear tree!

Snails?