Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

At least there was a reveal!
Even better, I only read a couple of pages.

A fully plated up roast dinner?

argos catalogue

Plant mr potato, he wants to live

I reckon she left the washing outside on the washing line overnight and whilst it was being darked on and the spiders were rubbing their willies all over it, the cat was playing with the potato, got scared by the spider willies and legged it. Then the spiders decided to play footie with the potato, they took it indoors and used the settee as the goal posts.
The following night they went back outside to dark on other people's washing and forgot all about their game of footie.

Hence the potato under the settee

@Harmonypuss I like your thinking

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