Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

Tory toys

Positive pregnancy test?

I suspect this is going to be a massive anticlimax.

If you looked with a magnifying glass it could be Boris Johnson's Johnson. I've heard it's tiny and tricky to spot.

A wee bit of Dairy Milk which, if you brush off the fluff, is still perfectly edible.

Long lost piece of jewellery

@YesIReallyDoLikeRootBeer

a birdie friend badge?

😆😆😆

15 pairs of pants. Yes, speaking from experience.

Oh pleeeeease be the lady who lost her ironing board

A cream cracker (in homage to Thora Hird/Alan Bennett)

a Werther's Original candy?

If it's not kittens, I shall be disappointed

Matt Hancock?

Not a dead mouse, I hope. Or someone else’s knickers.😲

Is it my corkscrew?

@LagneyandCasey

Dead mouse

I found half a snake and a lobster shell under my garage freezer once. It was at that point that I upped the war against rats

The passport you desperately needed to go on holiday but gave up and had to spend over £200 and take a day off work to visit the passport office in person, only for your kid to find it literally poking out from under the sofa 5 minutes after you get back.

Oh, no, wait, that was me,

Matt Hancock's integrity?

A lottery ticket that would've made you a millionaire

I once found a large dried dog turd under mine.

DM's labrador, but how it got under the sofa I'll never know.

the finale of "Lost" that should've been?

10,000 in cash? It's mine btw.

@Litthefirealready

Matt Hancock’s integrity?

Ha, xpost!

A Borrower?

Lego, lots and lots of lost bricks