Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

Your phone?
And now you've lost it again.. desperately trying to find it so you can tell us you found it again?

A penis beaker

A Russian spying on an ex health secretary?

Someone else's boxer shorts!

My cats ear?
She was missing one when we adopted her- no idea what happened 😔

Attention?

Shergar?

Keir Starmer (must be hiding somewhere - he is being very quiet about Matt Hancock etc)

@FesteringTurd

Attention?

🤣🤣

Jesus?

Mouse droppings? That’s what I found under mine today….

Is it the pair of knickers that are too small for you, too big for DD, couldn't have been dragged in by the cat, left by a lodger or previous home owner and signal an immediate need to LTB that everyone else on MN finds at some point?

A fancy ring?

Last time I moved mine, I found half a biscuit and a pencil.

Your husband’s other woman.

Got to be a knickers and condom wrapper combo?

A cancelled cheque?

A cock ring and butt plugs

@MrsMalcolm Keir is still laughing his head off & re-watching it on a loop & hoping Cummins has got something similar on Boris

@FesteringTurd

Attention?

Time to TELL US

@FesteringTurd

Attention?

A portal to a demon realm?

The entrance to a tunnel ?

I once found an unopened Christmas present under our sofa (in August)

The escaped family gerbil who has chewed a hole in the bottom of the sofa and has been living there quite happily for weeks?