Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

We did ours yesterday and found a fuck ton of dog balls🤦🏼‍♀️

Aargh how frustrating!

(Is it that very important Lego hair I still have half an eye out for when hoovering?)

Fourteen biros, two teaspoons and a book, if it’s anything like mine.

The Higgs boson?

A long lost toddler

I thought OP said she found Christmas cards and playmobil items? Isn't that what she found?

I'm confused.

A lost otter?

Used nappy?

@thefirstmrsrochester

A half packet of Benson and Hedges?

Or five Woodbines? Showing my age there

A secret diary

Dead mice.

I hope you're the new people in our old house, and it's my wedding ring?

Gene Wilder?

🕷

@Litthefirealready

Matt Hancock’s integrity?

That can't be found... it doesn't exist.

The Franklin expedition?

@YesPleaseMary

Is it Ross Geller all covered in fluff and whimpering “pivot… pivot… pivot”

🤣🤣🤣

@TomHardysPyjamas

😱😱
I’m going to have ironing board nightmares now. Never liked the things anyway.

Lemon Drizzle Cake?
Brian from Hull?
DH T-rexing?

Was it a flouncy shirt?

Red Rum?

A crystal yoni.

Keir Starmer's charisma?

my car keys?

YesIReallyDoLikeRootBeer a birdie friend badge?

lol