Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

@FloralBonnet

OMG what happened???!!!!! 15 pages???!!!

It was a small, sprouting potato.

Well that's very disappointing - wasn't even a large sprouting potato 🥺

Yes, but the sprouts were little arms and legs for it to move about on, and it had been harvesting Playmobil pieces in the dark of the night, and teaching itself to read with the help of the Christmas cards during the day.

@Walkaround

Yes, but the sprouts were little arms and legs for it to move about on, and it had been harvesting Playmobil pieces in the dark of the night, and teaching itself to read with the help of the Christmas cards during the day.

🤣🤣🤣

Oh thank God we got the answer

It's like a budget version of that Victorian chest thread

@Walkaround

Yes, but the sprouts were little arms and legs for it to move about on, and it had been harvesting Playmobil pieces in the dark of the night, and teaching itself to read with the help of the Christmas cards during the day.

If it wasn't doing this i don't want it 🤣🤣😂

@AfterSchoolWorry

The Tour de France spectator who caused the crash yesterday? 🤣🤣

😂

But how did it get there, it must have escaped.

It's like set up plot for a horror film.

Attack of the small sprouting potato.

If you'd left it long enough for a bit more dust to accumulate, and someone had happened to spill some drinks nearby to give it water, it could have produced enough new potatoes to keep you going for the next year. Wasted opportunity!

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g

If you'd left it long enough for a bit more dust to accumulate, and someone had happened to spill some drinks nearby to give it water, it could have produced enough new potatoes to keep you going for the next year. Wasted opportunity!

Alternatively she could have left it to ferment and made a very small glass of vodka with it.

how disappointing but definitely nobody guessed that🤣

FloralBonnet why start a thread to tell the world you found a small sprouting potato under your sofa? I mean, if it had the face of Jesus on it then I could see why....

@FloralBonnet I expect you read every single one 🤣

@DownSideUpped

FloralBonnet why start a thread to tell the world you found a small sprouting potato under your sofa? I mean, if it had the face of Jesus on it then I could see why....

Why write a snarky comment just to show us your not very nice?

You're*

Womendohavevaginasnick it was supposed to be funny. Clearly you didn’t think so.

Because if I started it on Facebook, all my aquaintances would know my potato based shame.

Did you plant it?

When I finally moved my very heavy piano, there was lots of what like pot pourri under it. My two DS confessed that whenever it was suggested they could eat their satsumas before a biscuit they would chuck the segments under the piano and therefore have clean bowls.

@FloralBonnet

OMG what happened???!!!!! 15 pages???!!!

It was a small, sprouting potato.

I was going to say that!

This thread is proof positive that there is sod all to do on Sunday evenings!

@VerticalHorizon

This thread is proof positive that there is sod all to do on Sunday evenings!

@FloralBonnet

OMG what happened???!!!!! 15 pages???!!!

It was a small, sprouting potato.

Hahaha I bet no one guessed that