Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

@FloralBonnet

OMG what happened???!!!!! 15 pages???!!!

It was a small, sprouting potato.

Fook me, what an anti-climax

Jesus, all that and it was a fucking potato? 🙄. No wonder nobody guessed. They all assumed it was something non mundane and interesting.

put it back and see how much it sprouts?

Well that was disappointing. Try and lose something better under there next time op.

Oh my goodness, me too! Its sprouted at the top like hair

I thought it would be the £600,000 that the SNP have lost!

Lord Lucan.

pizza?

Perfect. Put it back, add some soil and you could have a good harvest in a few months.

sorry, i should've read the whole thread, but in a way I'm glad i didn't read 17 pp for a potato

W@nkmags?

@Litthefirealready

Peanuts - that’s what’s always under my sofa

It's alway Bombay mix under ours. That stuff gets everywhere.

@VerticalHorizon

This thread is proof positive that there is sod all to do on Sunday evenings!

True. It was an accidental shaggy dog story.

Mega boring post and thread...

I reckon she left the washing outside on the washing line overnight and whilst it was being darked on and the spiders were rubbing their willies all over it, the cat was playing with the potato, got scared by the spider willies and legged it. Then the spiders decided to play footie with the potato, they took it indoors and used the settee as the goal posts.
The following night they went back outside to dark on other people's washing and forgot all about their game of footie.

Hence the potato under the settee.

FloraBonnet do you have a cat? Mine will play with anything that rolls, dead or alive. I've found cracked eggs on the kitchen floor, and corks and kiwi in other parts of the ground floor, oh and a dead shrew under a lounge chair - I dread to think how long it'd been there.

Ohh I thought it was going to be a real live fairy.

Or a government with a smidge of respectability and humility.

But no. A potato.

What happens now OP?

Plant it and hope for a bumper crop?

@Harmonypuss did you have a hidden video camera?

I hear The Sun pays good money for this kind of thing.

Seriously? A potato? One of us needs to get a life abs that’s probably me.

I love this thread. Sometimes we all just need little potato stories.

I wonder where the little potato will turn up next?

17 pages???! Well played, OP, well played

A single sock.................there must be a pile of them lurking somewhere.

Your lost iPad that you have since replaced but blamed it on the kids for losing it.

@FloralBonnet Definitely plant it.

It is usually Suspicious Knickers