Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

@MrsCalypsoGrant

A cream cracker (in homage to Thora Hird/Alan Bennett)

You beat me to it.

I don’t know but -

Don’t you open that trapdoor
Cos there’s something down there

Guessing it’s too late for OP

Jesus?

A red balloon 🎈

Something that has savagely eaten your fingers leaving you unable to update us

For the people saying Red Rum, he was never missing. He lived a long and happy retirement, much of it in leafy Cheshire very near to where I live. You're thinking of Shergar.

The OP seems to have been killed and eaten by whatever she found anyway.

A🐹hamster. My cousin found our missing hamster about a week after inside our sofa. The boys were so pleased to have him back.

Wally?

I had to pick up my settee yesterday because a cat brought in a mouse. I found a pair of shoes I had forgotten I had. Bleugh! Mouse corpse was found today upstairs. Also bleugh!

@TomHardysPyjamas hahaha oh that would bring closure!

The "Hide" button.

I found it myself, it was under my finger.

a grenade with a missing pin....

have there been any reports of missing mumsnetters on the news?

Elvis.

@PurplePeopleEater76

The passport you desperately needed to go on holiday but gave up and had to spend over £200 and take a day off work to visit the passport office in person, only for your kid to find it literally poking out from under the sofa 5 minutes after you get back.

Oh, no, wait, that was me,

Me too except it was under a bed.

My O and A Level certificates not seen since 1978?

An aye-aye tapping its weird skinny finger on the floor? Stuff of nightmares!

An unfamiliar dildo?

Wire clothes hangers?

@FloralBonnet Another woman's Bra/knickers?

My husband 😱

Another sofa. And then you remember the "Made in Russia" label.

Seriously??, 15 pages and still no update?!

Whatever you found OP, it looks like you met your fate 😱

OMG what happened???!!!!! 15 pages???!!!

It was a small, sprouting potato.

An axe murderer who picks on people who don’t finish their stories.

A sprouting potato 😂