I Am So Middle aged.

[DioneTheDiabolist]

I'm menopausal.
I can't dance properly anymore. I now "mum dance".
I'm thinking of doing a dance class to rectify this.🤦‍♀️
I eat kefir yoghurt every day.
I've told off teenagers (that I dont know), twice, so far this week.😬
I still love my skinny jeans.😳
It's Friday night and I am drinking gin and posting on Mnet.

There is no denying it, I am a total and utter middle aged woman. And it's alright.😎

I am also obsessed with succulents. I grow my own and have given them names
Gardening is life. As are skinny jeans, slippers, afternoon naps and early nights with a good book. I also complain in restaurants and my kids call me Karen (rude, sorry Karens I hate it too).
I also can't sit on the floor as I can't get up again.

Solidarity sisters!