The worst film you have seen?

[6demandingchildren]

The DH wants to watch a 2010 film called rubber, it's about a tyre that goes on a murder rampage.
Wtaf....... Shall I divorce him or torture him by getting him to watch something even more bizarre?

@drigon

Thomas and the Magic Railroad ( the horror, the horror!) Gerard Depardieu and Andie McDowell in Green Card, awful!

Ding ding ding we have a winner! "Green for glory" wtaf? I have seen some crap but Thomas is the winner, ds was obsessed

Horatio the Talking Horse....found it On Demand and thought it would be a great family film to watch with a then young dd. Not so much low budget as no budget!! Horse was a rubbish actor! No fancy effects to make his mouth move when he 'spoke'...just a weird voice over with him stood there swishing his tale and looking anywhere but at the camera! About 60 minutes worth of pointless shots of scenery to pad out the running time as the lousy plot would only stretch to 30 mins of story. An hour and a half of my life lost never to be regained 😴

Oh yes! @homemadecommunistrussia, it was frightening in its shitness! A dreadful, nonsensical story, apparently devised by the then-ruler of the Thomas empire, Brit Allcroft. You also had Peter Fonda monotonously "phoning it in" as Grandpa. Actually, Alec Baldwin did pretty well considering the material he had to work with (we may have analysed this at home occasionally!)

Where can we watch Rubber? My DH would love that .

Worst film ever is definitely Japanese Story.

InappropriateFire is Evolution the one where they kill the alien by shooting a metric fuckton of dandruff shampoo up it's arse? I remember quite enjoying it at the time ☺

Vanilla Sky is God awful, ditto Eat, Pray, Love...the book as well, pile of overrated self-indulgent crap.

Donkey Punch springs to mind - 3 northern girls cop off with 4 posh lads on holiday in Spain and head out to see of the yacht they're crewing. One of the lads accidentally kills one of the girls in the middle of a dubious sex act which another lad is filming, and it all goes downhill from there.

I'm not sure if it's terrible or just not my thing, but it does include a naked Tom Burke so...y'know

I forget the title but it was a Serbian film. It involved a man being forced to be in porn movies then a guy gets his revenge on him by making him and a friend fuck two females who are disguised and it turns out to be the man's wife who the friend fucks and the man's daughter that the man fucks.

Not nice. I believe they all get killed in the end.

My husband likes Kevin Smith films. I think they are ok but there was a new one a few years ago that he was really excited about.

A dude turned into a walrus slowly and graphically. It was unpleasant and yet still boring and I'm not sure there was even a reason given he just did.

It's been kinda useful though as every time I want to see a film he's unsure of I just remind him that he made me watch the walrus film (if small ears aren't around then it's the fucking walrus film) and he gives in!

Worst film that got good reviews:

The Tree of Life.
Pretentious bollocks and felt like 10 hours long. A collective sigh of relief in the cinema when it finally, blessedly ended.

Worst film overall: Sex and the City 2. There are no words.

sleepless in seattle - dragged there by friend, hated it , especially meg ryan .

Wolf of Wallstreet - about 2 hours longer than it needed to be

Dirty Dancing- whiney girl falls for surly older guy

Triangle

Eat, Pray, Love was pretty bad. Also one called Where the Heart Is. I can't stand Elf either.

A River Runs Through It. So unbelievably boring.

Paul Blatt Mall Cop

Little miss sunshine

The Machinist

Match Point - this is the only film I’ve ever walked out of the cinema , utterly dry and boring

Gutterballs

Creep, oh my god it was actually shite! I paid for it as it was an in demand sky thing yonks ago. It sounded quite good. It was absolutely rotten.

Pulp Fiction. Predictable and boring.
Harry Potter Films. Load of old cobblers.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? I hate Clooney with a passion and he was especially awful in this.
Total Recall the remake with Kate I can’t act for toffee Beckinsale.
Lord of the Rings - only saw the first one and almost lost the will to live.
Avatar. Utter nonsense.
Frozen. Dire.
Planet of the apes remake. I love the original films, this was so bad I could cry.

I’d forgotten about that. My daughter as a young teen uses to like watching that and I must have seen so many bits of it whilst she watched it that I may as well have seen the whole film. The dreadful lead actress played one of the most unlikeable characters in a film.

Orlando. The epitome of pretentious wank. Tilda Swinton 's "acting" is only marginally less wooden than throwing an IKEA chair into the room.

Paul Blatt Mall Cop and little miss sunshine are two of my favourite films, they’re my ultimate feel good

Hot tub time machine

enough said

Harry Potter films, which I had to endure, pile of crap, although liked the Ron Weasley character.
Think the same of the books, well 1st one I read, badly written, or not to my taste and years of other childrens boarding school books regurgitated.