The worst film you have seen?

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The DH wants to watch a 2010 film called rubber, it's about a tyre that goes on a murder rampage.
Wtaf....... Shall I divorce him or torture him by getting him to watch something even more bizarre?

There’s too many to mention.

Stardust. Saw it at the cinema and fell asleep half an hour or so in. Friend got it on dvd, asked me round...I fell asleep! So I haven't actually 'seen' it if we're being honest

Star Wars
Lord of the Rings

Both awful/ridiculous...I don't do fantasy.

A film at the London film festival which I forget the title of. Pity I was in a middle seat so could not leave mid-way. I now always book end seats in the cinema as a result.

An obscure movie called sinkhole

A bunch of school/college kids get caught in a sinkhole and the race is on to save them but none of the kids are likeable and all whiny and this is before anything happens and the visual effects are terrible

Lost in Translation

That was an amazing film

I watched a terrible film years ago I think it was called teeth, it was a horror film about a women that had teeth inside her vagina and it would murder men, awful

‘Black Swan’ - ‘Showgirls’ without the comedy.

‘Maybe Baby’ - this actually made me feel physically unwell.

‘Wretched’ - a film that contains its own review in it’s title.

Anything directed by Michael Bay.

@Mycatismadeofstringcheese

Poltergay:

Marc and Emma move into a new house, but they have no idea that their basement used to be a nightclub. To make matters worse, the club was destroyed by fire, and now the house is haunted by the ghosts of five gay clubbers. In French.

I'm going to have to seek this one out...

Twilight
Fantastic beasts series also wasn’t as good as I expected

Glad to see AI get a previous mention

What a waste of what felt like weeks of my life in the cinema

Soul plane
Saw (each one was more crappy than the last)
Sex and the City
Bridget Jones' Baby
The new Star Wars
Love Actually
Just Go with it
It's a guy thing

Oh, and every film that Ellen Page has been in, with the exception of Super. Super was a fantastic film.

Can you keep a secret? was a romcom with no com. Based on a Sophie Kinsella novel (that was a clue right there) it was just so dull in a What Is The Point Of You?! way.
It made The Wrong Missy look good (I spent 90 minutes of that just going Hair! at David Spade).

Eat pray love, two hours of my life I’m not getting back!
Twelve monkeys
The devils advocate
The astronauts wife

You are all wrong.

I give you......

I bought a vampire motorcycle. A very terrible film made in 1990 with Neil morrissey.

Punch Drunk Love - in fact any Adam Sandler movie!

Any film that is a musical.

Dirty Dancing.

I really hated The Piano. It seemed to go on for hours and absolutely nothing happened.
Love Actually, Notting Hill, Run Fatboy Run. All dire.

Some shit that I don’t know the name of but Sandra Bullock is floating around in space for nearly the whole film

Boxtrolls, awful!

Gravity. Utter crap

It was literally just Sandra Bullock panting in a spacesuit for the duration I watched it

The house of Sand and Fog
Mamma Mia
Breakfast at tiffany. Tried to watch it several times but couldn't get into it at all.

Oh and Lost in Translation ! Dire

Manos - The Hand of Fate