I have such a serious crush on Matt Hancock

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It's been growing all through lockdown but with his new hair cut he's giving me major fanny gallops 😁 Anyone else seeing it?

You need help.
Urgently.

You need to see a doctor.

I'm not even offended by these replies as I'm seeing it as less competition 😁

Are you OK?

A crush on Hatt Mancock could be serious. You should book an appointment with your GP.

No! Peter Pandemic! Dominic Raab is the hottie.

Never in all my days did I expect to see Matt Hancock and fanny gallops in the same post 😱

Go and have a lie down. It'll pass.

Dominic Raab is the hottie.

He’s worse. Or at least the same level of repulsive.

Jesus Christ woman. - you definitely need help!

There's not a haircut known to mankind that could make that man sexually appealing.

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I'm not even offended by these replies as I'm seeing it as less competition 😁

I can't remember the last time I thought someone's posting name was SO appropriate!!

How worrying for you . Do you have any other symptoms of illness?

Isn’t it called Stockholm syndrome? I really fancy Chris Whitty.

Watching this might help it pass www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/12/12/matt-hancock-being-totally-normal-with-a-woman/

Well there is one less here competing with you too .

I think I need a lie down just at the thought of someone else fancying him.

Sorry Matt

He makes me sick. It would honestly be a nightmare to even speak with him 🤢

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I'm with you OP and he is so not my type!

I think some of the comments here are actually really unfair. None of us know him personally and he’s a human being so why is okay to totally slate him with comments like “he makes me feel sick”. I’m not attracted to any of my friends partners but it doesn’t mean I’m rude about them.

He's basically Gruber from Allo allo, seek help!

Dominic Raab yes. Hancock, no.

Dishy Rishi if he were a bit taller.

I might be less concerned about you if you were lusting after Rishi. He is very presentable and articulate.

He seems eager to please so that could be a bedroom bonus

Raab is a bit of a pompous arse.

No,no,no. Are you in a convent with only a TV?

Ooooh Rishi Sunak yes.

Matt Hancock nope 👎