I have such a serious crush on Matt Hancock

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It's been growing all through lockdown but with his new hair cut he's giving me major fanny gallops 😁 Anyone else seeing it?

Dear God. No. Just no.

It's a complete mystery to me that any of the current fuckwits members of the cabinet have managed to procreate.

Oh no OP- thats messed up.

Now, Rishi Sunak?- would totally do him. I'd sit on his budget any day 😛

Dominic Raab

Now we're talking

I even googled to see what his wife was like

😂😂😂😂😂

The idea of shagging Boris is enough to put one right off ever eating again. Imagine the NOISES he'd make. Urghhhhhhh.

Imagine the NOISES he'd make

I imagine it would be like a wardrobe falling on top of you with the key still in it 😆

Deary me op give yourself a slap!

Scarily David Cameron looked like my first boyfriend with a car. Reader, I did not marry him.

Dear God. That's on a par with people saying they've got the hots for Chris Whitty

I'm crying 😂😂😂

Boris !!!
Imagine the noise he makes 🤮

I reacon he would sweat all over ya

I've got to go I'm starting to feel unwell

I would self isolate for a fortnight.

Find it very hard to understand what there is to fancy about a misogynist who gets arsey and tells a fellow MP to ‘watch your tone’.
He not only is the spit of Gruber but is about as ineffectual as him.

Handjob looks like the kind of person who wore Pringle jumpers when he was 20 and didn’t get a shag throughout University.

Boris sweat - urghhhhhhhhhhhh.

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I'm not even offended by these replies as I'm seeing it as less competition 😁

That made me snort! 🤣

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And now thanks to Boris humping the No 10 floor last week I can picture him on the job too - shudder (absolutely not from pleasure)

This thread is the best
I can imagine us lot all sitting together adding things to make each other laugh

Really made me laugh 😂😂

Love it

The idea of shagging Boris is enough to put one right off ever eating again. Imagine the NOISES he'd make. Urghhhhhhh.

I bet there's be lots of huffing, puffing, sweating, and "fwwar fwarr"ing. Euw, now I'm imagining things I'd rather not [shudder]

His hair

I imagine it would be like a wardrobe falling on top of you with the key still in it

Me too, OP!

I rarely get crushes but he seriously does it for me! I can’t see him on the news/daily briefings without naughty thoughts occurring

Glad I’m not the only one, DP thinks I’m insane!

I disagree about him resembling Gruber - they have similar foreheads and receding hairlines, but that's as far as the resemblance goes, IMO.

The comment saying that DTD with BJ would be "like a wardrobe falling on top of you, with the key still in it", made me chuckle.

Raab is quite attractive, in a way, but does come across as a cold blooded, ruthless type, to me. Not sure why I've got that impression - maybe it's his air of cool confidence?

Rishi is very impressive, in many ways.

Raab is quite attractive, in a way, but does come across as a cold blooded, ruthless type, to me. Not sure why I've got that impression - maybe it's his air of cool confidence?

It's the black belt in karate.

He's a trained killer.

I've always thought Raab smiles like a shark.

Ooh he looks fit on that photo of him with the horse! Nice smile!

Noooo!!!!!
Dishy Rishi on other hand....

He's not my usual type at all but I am starting to find him quite handsome