I have such a serious crush on Matt Hancock

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It's been growing all through lockdown but with his new hair cut he's giving me major fanny gallops 😁 Anyone else seeing it?

Rhine- you can often see the outline

I’ve never thought to look at his crotch.

Off to Google I go....😂

I'm not going to comment on his looks, because beauty is in the eye of the beholder and although he doesn't do it for me visually, he clearly does for you. His personality is rubbish though, he is petulant and defensive, and really loves himself.

guidedogneeded posted:

"you can often see the outline"

@guidedogneeded Ha ha ha, sounds like you've spent many happy hours researching this point!

Did you know he once trained to be a jockey, and won a race at Newmarket? So, he knows how to ride...

He makes me want to add a zip and zip my fanny up more

Mrs Hancock shouting through to the kitchen:

'Darling, they're discussing your dick on MN'

You’ll get over it, OP. Give your fantasy free rein and you’ll suddenly think OMAFFG how could I have...!!!! You’ll be like Mrs Doyle after she fell down the stairs with a twisted neck. “I’M CURED!!!”

Rishi is damn nice though. Human and everything. Bet he wouldn’t need a map and torch either.

I prefer Chris Whitty.
Calm, super intelligent and humble
Reminds me of my dh

Here I am frantically googling pics of Matt Hancocks cock! Thanks OP😂

My old manager looked like the love child of Matt Hancock and Ian Beale....

He's just got one of those faces I want to punch!

here he is singing a rendition of Queen, trouser in shot for those who want to check it out :)

God I fancy him too and I HATE myself for it. I blame the person on here who said he’d be dirty in bed. It changed the way I see him.

I have to cleanse myself every time I see him on TV.

Jesus wept.

Oh god no!!! He is repulsive! His looks, his mannerisms, his attitude! Yuck!! Dominic Raab is the only one of them that's easy on the eye IMO...even then the fact he's a politician automatically eradicates any sex appeal for me 😂 Plus I've got to be honest I genuinely don't get excited by other men! I've turned into a boring wife content with my husband 🤷‍♀️😂

This is a nice one of him though

🤮🤮🤮

He's a little dweeb

He looks like the type of bloke who has a nickname for his whanger. 'BigMan' perhaps, or possibly 'Rambo'. whereas the reality is it probably ought to be called 'shrimpie'.

The bad news is there’s something wrong with your eyesight.
The good news is this government have a solution for that.

Hahaha Rishi Sunak looks like a cartoon 😂

Oh no I didn't realise he trained as a jockey! Does this mean he's really short 😕 that could be a game changer. In my mind he's 6ft and 12 stone 😕

He said in an interview that he is 6ft

Hes 5ft 10 apparently

www.celebsizes.com/2020/04/how-tall-is-matt-hancock.html