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I have such a serious crush on Matt Hancock

231 replies

guidedogneeded · 05/07/2020 14:29

It's been growing all through lockdown but with his new hair cut he's giving me major fanny gallops 😁 Anyone else seeing it?

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guidedogneeded · 09/07/2020 08:44

I can see the attraction with Rishi but he doesn't do it for me.

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MarshaBradyo · 09/07/2020 08:46

I don’t fancy Rishi but he speaks so well, measured, calm and correct. Even up against a major interrupter on R4 who has an increasingly irritating voice.

pasteldechocolateconchispa · 09/07/2020 09:01

I get the Matt H thing. I read something on here that someone said he looks like he says thank you after sex then turns over and cries into his pillow, makes me chuckle all the time.

I have a thing for posh blokes, especially posh blokes in suits, being in lock down and only leaving for essentials and only seeing them lot on tv obviously messed us up. Nothing a quick drive to Barnard castle won’t sort out, quick eye test and home we go.

Suppose this thread is a change for him, usually people wish him ill. I’d love to see this on PMQ

Toohardtofindaproperusername · 09/07/2020 09:03

@guidedogneeded

I'm not even offended by these replies as I'm seeing it as less competition 😁
Omg... you are way beyond help
Rhine · 09/07/2020 10:23

Rishi is gorgeous looking, but I don’t fancy him.

Why the hell am I saying this stuff?! Why can’t I fancy Keir Starmer instead?!

SuckingDieselFella · 09/07/2020 13:01

I wouldn't dare fancy Rishi because I know he's out of my league. Grin

Matt seems more realistic.

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guidedogneeded · 09/07/2020 13:21

"Matt seems more realistic"

Oi!!, that's offence towards him 😂😂

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SuckingDieselFella · 09/07/2020 13:45

Not offensive at all.

Rishi is Dolce and Gabbana. Matt is Boden.

Dolce is niche but there's something for everybody at Boden. Wink

coffeetime11 · 09/07/2020 13:48

I understand civil servants call him Bonnie, because of temper tantrums similar to Violet Elizabeth Bott from the Just William stories, the character most notably played by Bonnie Langford.

Mumoblue · 09/07/2020 13:53

Ewww.

Just.... ew.
Politicians all give me the ick.

JustMeAndMyTins · 09/07/2020 14:48

This thread has made me cry with laughter! Thanks, All. And especially to you, OP, with your poor taste and associated fanny gallops.

Just jumping in to say that Rishi is not gay - he's married to the daughter of an Indian billionaire. I'm sure he has a few quid of his own from his banking days but there you go.

Anyway - my vote is for Rishi (but, yes, he could do with being taller). Whitty would be...robotic. Raab is an arse. And the one and only hand-aubergine is a hard no - but I will defend him and say that in the clip he's awkward, not creepy!

Bluesheep8 · 09/07/2020 14:56

The barefaced lies would put me off I'm afraid, no matter how he looked.

shadypines · 09/07/2020 16:17

Shock OP........ best description of Matt Hancock was from 'Have I got news for you' I think Paul Merton said 'he's like your older sister's first boyfriend with a car'.

'Nail' and 'head' come to mind.

Mumratheevergiving · 09/07/2020 17:11

SuckingDieselFella - Rishi is Dolce and Gabbana. Matt is Boden.

Matt aspires to be Boden but in reality is more Burton circa 1994!

Mumratheevergiving · 09/07/2020 17:26

Is anyone else following the trial of former Conservative MP Charlie Elphicke who is alleged to have chased a woman around his kitchen shouting “I’m a naughty Tory” while manhandling her in unwanted sexual advances. His wife is now Conservative MP for the same area.

Just vile Angry

AKissAndASmile · 09/07/2020 17:36

Matt has lost his hair since the pandemic started. I'm not surprised!

TheVanguardSix · 09/07/2020 17:38

Rishi is Dolce and Gabbana. Matt is Boden.

Please. Let's dial this way back.

Rishi is Reiss. Matt is Uniqlo.

SaffronBuns · 09/07/2020 19:51

And Boris is Shein

NewNewt · 09/07/2020 19:55

Have you had your eyes checked recently? He actually makes me feel a bit nauseous when he's on tv. Its the watery eyes and the weedy demeanor

JustMeAndMyTins · 09/07/2020 20:29

@TheVanguardSix No way is Matt Uniqlo. I mean I’m struggling to place anyone in Uniqlo but I know for sure he’s not it. Who said Burton? Thats closer.

Dishy is more than Reiss. Boss maybe?

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guidedogneeded · 10/07/2020 09:01

I'd put Matt as M&S, you think it's not for you but once you look closer you pick out some really good bits 😁

Rabb is sports direct.

Boris is Jakama.

Rishi is definitely Reiss

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JoysOfString · 10/07/2020 10:44

Maybe Dominic Cummings is Uniqlo. Or primark?

MotherMorph · 10/07/2020 10:50

YABU.
(although a previous MN confessed to having a crush on JRM which i think is a much more serious ailment)

MotheringShites · 10/07/2020 10:54

@MotherMorph I remember that poster! She had a feeling that he would be “headmasterly” in the bedroom 😂

I have a major thing for Raab.

ColdOopNorth · 10/07/2020 10:56

Oh dear, my daughter has a crush on Rishi Sunak - is COVID19 causing psychotic episodes or what?!

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