I have such a serious crush on Matt Hancock

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It's been growing all through lockdown but with his new hair cut he's giving me major fanny gallops 😁 Anyone else seeing it?

Call 111 and get some advice. This could be the sign of a serious illness.

He looks nothing like Gruber!!

Raab looks like Max Headroom though!

Thanks Jena that's made me feel better 😈

@Defenbaker

I think he's cute, in a shy schoolboy kind of way. Not sexy, and certainly not the smoothest operator in front of a camera, but I find him quite likeable and think he's doing the best he can in very difficult circumstances.

When people are being nasty to him I feel like putting an arm around him and saying "leave the poor boy alone"! Which is odd, as I'm not really the maternal type, but I think he's got the job from hell right now, and no matter what he does he'll be criticised.

That's exactly how I feel about him.

I'd like him even more if he'd just hold his hands up where mistakes were made. A pandemic is probably the one time a mistake is understandable as we didn't know what we were dealing with.

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How on earth would they know?

Did they sneak up and measure him while he was doing a corona press conference?

He really does look like Gruber!!!!

Dominic Raab looks like he'd have fit right in at Wansee.

Raab isn’t hot in his every day clothes. But he is V hot in a suit.

OP, ignore the haters. The heart wants what the heart wants.

I've had a crush on Lawrence Fox for many years.

There was a similar thread a couple of weeks ago. I think there needs to be some sort of support group. Either for those crushing on Matt Hancock or one for those who are crushing on a cabinet minister in general

@Judashascomeintosomemoney

The bad news is there’s something wrong with your eyesight. The good news is this government have a solution for that.

I think Charlie Brooker summed it up perfectly when he said Matt Hancock looks like "your sister's first boyfriend with a car".

It’s strange, I’d rather stick pins in my eyes that ever vote Tory. I wonder if lockdown has done something to me psychologically?

He can't be 6 foot. He's quite a bit shorter than Chris Whitty who by my reckoning is about 6'2".

Does how he has handled the pandemic not put you off? Are you in to men who constantly lie about things (PPE) in order
to feather their own nest. He could be the sexiest man on the planet but this would totally put me off. Honesty and integrity first

Good god. There's a few of you on here with Stockholm Syndrome. Hancock ? Raab ? Euuuwwww

It’s not Stockholm Syndrome for me - I don’t even live in the UK 😆

Ssshhhh but mine is Dominic Raab, I used to love his and Chris Whitty's updates 💕

I like him too OP, he's cute. Agree that video is cringeworthy though!!

I follow a Dr on Facebook who calls him Matt Wanksock 🤣

I do have a not so secret crush on Dishy Rishi however.

@Pieceofpurplesky

Does how he has handled the pandemic not put you off? Are you in to men who constantly lie about things (PPE) in order to feather their own nest. He could be the sexiest man on the planet but this would totally put me off. Honesty and integrity first

I feel a bit sorry for him because Boris and Cummings are telling him what to do and he will be made to carry the can.

Raab reminds me a little bit of Alan B'stard. Women found him attractive too.

Hmm, I know what you mean, OP. Putting aside the politics, his personality, and ability, and the fact he’s really not my usual type, I looked at him the other day and thought “yup, I would”. In my defence I’ve not had any in way too long so it’s more a reflection of the state of my hormones than him I suspect. And to be honest I’ve shagged far worse in my time, and he’s infinitely more attractive than BJ (who makes me recoil)

I'm not even offended by these replies as I'm seeing it as less competition

Mrs Hancock shouting through to the kitchen:
'Darling, they're discussing your dick on MN'

He looks like the type of bloke who has a nickname for his whanger. 'BigMan' perhaps, or possibly 'Rambo'. whereas the reality is it probably ought to be called 'shrimpie'.

Oh god, this is MN at its best



Ah I see I've failed to add my pic. Sorry. As you were