I have such a serious crush on Matt Hancock

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It's been growing all through lockdown but with his new hair cut he's giving me major fanny gallops 😁 Anyone else seeing it?

I saw a tv show that described matt Hancock as “your sisters 1st boyfriend with a car”

And I think that’s spot on.

Rishi sunak reminds me of Prince Charles.

Jacob Rees Mogg makes my skin crawl. Will never forgive him for his comments over Grenfell. And he looks like the sort to have pink frilly knickers on under his suit.

Actually I was watching Rishi yesterday and I suddenly realised who he reminds me of - Ed miliband! But I have a thing for Ed miliband so that makes sense.

Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like a Dickensian villain. I still can’t believe he’s a real person and not an actor playing a part.

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I'd put Matt as M&S, you think it's not for you but once you look closer you pick out some really good bits 😁

Rabb is sports direct.

Boris is Jakama.

Rishi is definitely Reiss

That's spot on. Matt is Blue Harbour at M&S. We all like a bit of M&S, even people who deny it.

To the poster who thinks Rishi is like Prince Charles - it's because they both have big ears. I noticed this for the first time yesterday when he was waitressing and now I will never un-see it.

Raab's very classy wife wouldn't let him wear Sports Direct.

Boris is Oxfam/Jacamo/a suit Stanley has slept in.

Cummings is Uniqlo. It has no identifying features and it's hard to pin down. Stealth fashion.

I really must go and do some work now.

I can't find any of these attractive, but I do think Rishi is lovely, he does have something about him, but then I think that about Chris Whitty, and he reminds me of a little earthworm.