I have such a serious crush on Matt Hancock

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It's been growing all through lockdown but with his new hair cut he's giving me major fanny gallops 😁 Anyone else seeing it?

He's a narcissist

Oh dear. This is not normal. Seek help!!

None of them are attractive. Vileness ouzes out of them. They're dead behind the eyes. Yuk!

Raab looks like his brain has short circuited. Nothing going on behind the eyes.

Hancock does seem quite nice. Shit Health Secretary obviously, but nice bloke.

No. Just no.

@mrsnw

Isn’t it called Stockholm syndrome? I really fancy Chris Whitty.

Bleurgh. Raab is even worse tbf.

@guidedogneeded

It's been growing all through lockdown but with his new hair cut he's giving me major fanny gallops 😁 Anyone else seeing it?

I’ve seen some strange shit on MN in my time but this takes the

@TimeWastingButFun

Never in all my days did I expect to see Matt Hancock and fanny gallops in the same post 😱

This

All our current Cabinet are odious and send my fanny into lockdown.

Anyone who would even consider letting them near an orifice should seek immediate professional help.

Matt Hancock looks like he would constantly seek permission and guidance during sex... "can I touch your boobs?" "Can I touch your legs?" "Am I doing this right?"

If he makes as many mistakes during sex as he does as health secretary it would be a pretty dismal affair. ‘Sadly’ Matt you are doing it all wrong.

Thank you OP, I thought it was just me

And I’m fully aware that he’s fucking useless at his job before anyone starts!

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I feel sick.

He looks like a small 1950s school boy crossed with a startled goldfish.

Anyone on here saying they don't find him attractive is a liar or are just lying to themselves.

Someone on here said you could tell he'd be filthy in bed and that drew me in for a while, but I'm over it now.

@RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie has it spot on!

I have a bit of a crush on Rishi Sunak and Chris Whitty. Matt Hancock leaves me cold I'm afraid so he is all yours

He has a nice voice I think.

Oh yes I bet he is utter filth in bed! I'm laughing away at all these answers I honestly thought there would be Matty Bigcock love on Mumsnet. I never realised you all had such poor taste 😁

How do you know he has a big cock?!

I think he's cute, in a shy schoolboy kind of way. Not sexy, and certainly not the smoothest operator in front of a camera, but I find him quite likeable and think he's doing the best he can in very difficult circumstances.

When people are being nasty to him I feel like putting an arm around him and saying "leave the poor boy alone"! Which is odd, as I'm not really the maternal type, but I think he's got the job from hell right now, and no matter what he does he'll be criticised.

At least his surname is emoji-able

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Sorry was that immature? I’ll be off now.....

I'm undecided.