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AD's say "well open the playgrounds and swimming pools then you Malaka"

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Ibake · 30/06/2020 14:18

New thread!

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Allflightscancelled · 30/06/2020 14:18

Signing in!

Spudlet · 30/06/2020 14:19

Malakaaaaasss!

Dowser · 30/06/2020 14:19

Thank you

Teateaandmoretea · 30/06/2020 14:20

Yeah

ProfessorRadcliffeEmerson · 30/06/2020 14:20

Signing in!

Ibake · 30/06/2020 14:20

Omg, were you all sat waiting? Whilst I frantically worked out how to do it!

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DrearyWallAntler · 30/06/2020 14:21

Malakas to you all!

IAintentDead · 30/06/2020 14:21

Hi All

HesterShaw1 · 30/06/2020 14:21

You tell the bastard @Ibake!

Simply marvellous new thread. We should all post on it forthwith.

Where Insane today?

torydeathdrug · 30/06/2020 14:22
Grin

reposting cos I'm scared of spreading misinformation & cos I reallyreallyreally hate the tosser:

"the pillar 2 numbers are included in the daily cases - don't want to give grist to conspiracy theorists - but almost impossible to get the numbers for individual areas. Can't figure out if the government has the same trouble (big problem if they do) & hence the delay wrt to Leicester."

Right Honourable Mr Malaka Hamcock Chief Dementor and All Around Fucking Wanker

PickAChew · 30/06/2020 14:22

MALAKAS!

FizzFan · 30/06/2020 14:22

Hello

Worldgonecrazy · 30/06/2020 14:24

Hello Malakas.

Yay I’ve learned my second Greek word 😎

Mascotte · 30/06/2020 14:27

Hi, Malakas!

I did Ancient Greek at school but didn't learn this 😃

TheGreatWave · 30/06/2020 14:28

Hello.

I have just read that BoJo has likened the situation in Leicester as "whack-a-mole"

I'm not sure this is entirely reassuring, more like "if we keeping bashing somewhere, hopefully we will get one right."

fartingsparkles · 30/06/2020 14:29

Hey hey kids!

All this talk of malakas is making me think of the film, Weird Science "She's into malakas, Dino"

I loved that film. Still do to be honest.

Dowser · 30/06/2020 14:29

Waiting for grandson,.then can put the world to rights.

Cattermole · 30/06/2020 14:30

Cattermole, who is in fact a black cat with very big white paws who when he was new looked more like a mole than a cat due to his big pink feet, does not like the idea of Whack A Mole.....
Cattermole the cat suggests Whack A Blob instead

ISaySteadyOn · 30/06/2020 14:31

Love the new thread title.

Ibake · 30/06/2020 14:32

So how Greek are you @loki? Both parents? Born here or there? Am thinking I can tap you up now for recipes as well as swear words. I bloody love Greece but haven't seen nearly enough of it. Was perusing websites the other night, so very nearly booked something, it was going 11/7, and then I wake up to this morning's news. Can't say I massively blame them given their numbers vs ours but I'd still love to go at some point this summer if I can.

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fartingsparkles · 30/06/2020 14:32

Weird Science, Malaka clip :) hoping it works

LadyOfTheImprovisedBath · 30/06/2020 14:32

Ibake thanks for new thread.

torydeathdrug I did understand it was the location bit missing and not the total number of postive test coming back though that may not have been clear from my posts.

Drivingdownthe101 · 30/06/2020 14:34

Malakas!

DominaShantotto · 30/06/2020 14:34

Checking in - even though I'm likely to be quiet.

hashtagbollocks · 30/06/2020 14:35

I thought I'd misheard him calling it whack-a-mole.
They're all frigging nuts

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