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AD's say "well open the playgrounds and swimming pools then you Malaka"

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Ibake · 30/06/2020 14:18

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MagdaS · 02/07/2020 18:39

I phoned the GP today expecting to be told to jog on. Nope, referral to therapy and ADs if I want them. Don’t know if I do. Sad

Can’t face the rest of the site at the moment though the accidental email thread yesterday was a bit of light relief.

My DH loads the dishwasher so there is no room for anything else and I have to wash it by hand. He doesn’t do it deliberately, he just doesn’t know how to tesselate efficiently, so I just restack it instead. I don’t criticise him for it.

I am getting murderous about having to wash up and wipe surfaces 3 x a day though.

TuckMyWin · 02/07/2020 18:41

@Teateaandmoretea

I want to point out that they don't have to stay as teachers. They can resign.

I’m baffled as to why they became teachers in the first place if they want to avoid germy kids. It’s only a small minority though who think like this it really is

This too. It wasn't exactly ever a suitable profession for the clinically vulnerable, or those living with them.
DesmondTheMoonbear · 02/07/2020 18:41

A close family member has been working throughout this pandemic, in the care sector, spending long hours in much closer proximity to her clients than your average teacher will get to children, yet somehow neither she nor any of her company colleagues in the whole county have contracted the virus. But if teachers gaze upon even one child they'll apparently all keel over like dominoes.

I understand if they have some concerns. That's fine. If there are some precautions in place, fine, but the hyperbole around the risks is insane.

DesmondTheMoonbear · 02/07/2020 18:45

I get increasingly annoyed at those who smugly announce that they have not been out since March and aren't they so great, whilst never considering those who have done so, to enable them to not go out.

It annoys me too. It just proves that all that smugness and condemnation of anyone who dares to venture out is more about point scoring and self righteousness than genuine concern for others.

Dowser · 02/07/2020 18:45

Breaking News

Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested this morning.
Wonder if PA is quaking a bit.

Orangeblossom78 · 02/07/2020 18:50

I had to leave teaching due to stress. Part of me wonders if part time schooling would be less stressful / online. Just passed one of the DCs teachers in the park and they seemed more relaxed than I have seen them before.

KaronAVyrus · 02/07/2020 18:52

I honestly think Maxwell will get whacked. PA is small fry compared with the rich and powerful in America who stayed on that island.

HeadSpin5 · 02/07/2020 18:58

@TuckMyWin this! Exactly this.

HeadSpin5 · 02/07/2020 18:58

Squeaky bum time for Prince Andrew....

HeadSpin5 · 02/07/2020 18:59

@Teateaandmoretea 👌spot on

Spudlet · 02/07/2020 19:00

We were watching Grayson Perry’s Art Club on C4 catch-up last night. It was really good. He made a flagon with various characters on it - one of whom was saying something like ‘Better pay for key workers, except my cleaner and my nanny’ Grin

Piece about it here: www.nytimes.com/2020/05/22/arts/design/grayson-perry-artclub-coronavirus.html

Dowser · 02/07/2020 19:00

Squeaky bum time for Prince Andrew....
@HeadSpin5

I expect he will be well protected
Brenda won’t let him be thrown to the wolves

Dowser · 02/07/2020 19:02

Anyone cutting OH’s hair
Found an excellent video on it

Just ask.

Spudlet · 02/07/2020 19:03

If anyone needs a mood lightener btw, I invite you all to imagine my 6’1 stork of a DH riding a 4yo child’s bike and careering off around the corner into the bins. Daddy was ‘demonstrating’. While wearing a fetching pair of turquoise Crocs.

You’re welcome 😂

Dowser · 02/07/2020 19:05

And we need another title

Any ideas?

DominaShantotto · 02/07/2020 19:07

@Teateaandmoretea

I want to point out that they don't have to stay as teachers. They can resign.

I’m baffled as to why they became teachers in the first place if they want to avoid germy kids. It’s only a small minority though who think like this it really is

First day on my PGCE we were told (I paraphrase slightly but I remember the gist over 20 years later)

You will get nits,
You will get worms,
You will get incredibly sick of everyone being an expert on education because they went to school,
But the kids are cracking.

...Apart from on the internet.

Most teachers I know are more concerned, when it comes to teaching attire, with the fact that trainers and shorts during the keyworker children only period, is so much more comfy for teaching in and sod wearing ties and shoes with heels on and stuff like that. Even our Head who is never seen without some very terrifying makeup on and 4 inch high heels - is rocking converse and very little makeup (and looks so much better for it bless her)! The blokes are all rocking shorts and it's just so much more sensible for primary! (We could use not having the lockdown beards on display though - it's starting to resemble a ZZ Top tribute band in upper KS2).

PickAChew · 02/07/2020 19:07

Was it @justasking111 's OH decided he was starting paleo? You need to break it to him that he needs to eat all those sausages with a ton of fruit and veg.

I CBA with fad diets. This is what I've had for tonight's dinner. Comes just short of 800 calories and but was bloody delicious. I passed on the bakewell tart that I picked up for everyone because I don't need that.

AD's say "well open the playgrounds and swimming pools then you Malaka"
ILoveTotoro · 02/07/2020 19:08

@Allflightscancelled that is absolutely shocking for that member of staff to shout like that at an elderly woman. I would have bloody well complained to the shop

Stupid hysterical idiot

BakewellTarts · 02/07/2020 19:09

Nooo! Don't pass on the Bakewell Tart!

MaudesMum · 02/07/2020 19:10

Blimey, have also just sneaked onto the schools thread. I used to manage people like those. A list of reasons why any change that is proposed won't work. But when asked to come up with their own ideas - absolutely nothing. Incredibly wearing.

Littlebelina · 02/07/2020 19:13

Our parish council have also taken the playground guidance in the spirit I'm sure it was meant in and are going to open up and put up signs saying if it's busy fuck off home and washing your hands afterwards you daft twats (I may be paraphrasing a little)

PickAChew · 02/07/2020 19:19

So sorry @BakewellTarts :o

Maybe another day. When my jeans fit :o

DominaShantotto · 02/07/2020 19:21

Erewash aren't opening playgrounds immediately - no date given just loads of waffle about how they need to be inspected and maintained.

Then a million covigilantes reporting in horror about how they've seen parents letting their kids play on them regardless. Because god forbid a parent at the end of their tether with their allocated daily trudge of exercise lets a toddler have an illicit couple of slides down the slide. Our local FB group has been full of whining about NOT ALLOWED park use for weeks (West Park for those in the area - those who know it will know there's no fence around the big kids play area anyway).

PickAChew · 02/07/2020 19:23

Similar message to the one a pp mentioned, regarding our local play parks

AD's say "well open the playgrounds and swimming pools then you Malaka"
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