Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

[TheTruthAboutLove]

I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

Bumping for you

Here’s my first offering

And...

I’ve snapped them up obvs

That wreath

I'm not playing! One of my lovely Christmas decorations featured on this list last year🎅🎄🤶😁

Personalised elf bottles. Very creepy.

Baby in a jar anyone?

I thought the wreath was a sex thing

Not do much tat and it was at a good price but someone was selling Zoflora bouquets.......do people really want cleaning fluids for Christmas?

That’s a baby in an ikea outdoor summer tealight holder, reduced to £1 some time ago.

This one popped up too, not very Christmassy

Not Christmas but it’s stemmed from that...

I give you the Birthday Eve box!

Lovely gift ideas

“don’t stop believing” that anyone would make such shite ?

Saw this and thought it was hideous...

Why do so many people photograph things on their cooker??

Eh?

@slipperywhensparticus I also thought the Disney wreath was a sex thing - I blame Mumsnet for radicalising me

I think the Disney wreath is unfortunately the size of half a door 😮

I initially thought that the Disney wreath was some kind of bizarre pregnancy sex outfit- with spaces for the boobs and belly.

I've just been looking on FB for some monstrositys and there were none! No tat just well made things. I'm disappointed now.

It light up too!

Xmas themed sparkly wine glass shit