Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

[TheTruthAboutLove]

I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

Ta da

Instead of a tree!

Beautiful!

£4 for these delightful cupcakes

Someone sneezed on those cupcakes...

It's Pickle Rick!! Pickle Rick!!

The world’s most boring Christmas T-shirt. They could have at least ironed it!

Pickle Rick! DH would love that.

And another topical gift idea!

Not gonna lie I kinda want an inflatable rolf Harris 🙈

I'm home alone tonight and seriously worried those elves are going to get into my house somehow and kill me in my sleep.

😂😂😂

@WhatAGreatDay don't you need to earn a minimum amount per week even if self employed to get tax credits ? I can't see some of these craft businesses making anything other than losses on their very small costs. It's quite sad to think they invest money to make this stuff.

I don't mind a wooden reindeer, but not all are created equally it seems.

I've just had a search on marketplace and not much tat on offer near me there is a residents page I'm on that has terrible homemade crap, but it's a bit too outing. Think letters from Santa and I love my teacher bracelets.

Merry shitmas everyone

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Oh my! I forgot all about posting this thread and then it’s blew up, there’s some absolute crackers on here. The most I got was the reindeer logs but I’m going to go and check it out again tonight.

I will say on ours there’s a page ran by a Mum with a ten year old girl who makes Christmas bells with little names on for £2 each and donates all of the money to the local neonatal unit. In two Christmases she’s made over £1,100 and I’ve bought some this year. They look adorable!

1. Mugs are £10 each!
2. Hot chocolate is £1
3. The ~wine glasses~ I mean Candles are £20 each!!

I remember making a paper design like that in school, £5 and it’s yours.

God knows what the next hamper is meant to be, but it’s £35 for one

£5 each everyone!

Is that just balled up tinsel?

@BeingATwatItsABingThing as far as I can make out... yes!

@soupforbrains £1 each. Too expensive still, I wouldn't even go to the trouble of arranging payment. Not sure what the green creature is- reindeer maybe?

@TheTruthAboutLove
Is the foot included?

@Foxton20 that yarn wreath looks like something my child would come out of school with

Wait...

Is the foot hamper a pervy thing?