Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

[TheTruthAboutLove]

I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

£20?!?!?

@Gardai I wouldn’t mind buying those shoes just to wind up my family

I've never seen one of these threads before. Glad I found it

@NachoFries I'd feel like a true crazy lady in those, I'm imagining a mid length per una skirt too 😲

And to PP re does anyone buy this stuff...the answer is unfortunately yes.

Far too invested in this but...this guy is full size apparently. That’ll scare the shit out of the kids. Creepy toy and those weird ‘Christmas mannequin’..why ?

@73kittycat73 it's a grinch themed baby

£20 each for those baubles

Ooh ooh I have another one 🙋🏻‍♀️

But....but....but..... I want those shoooooeeeeeesssssss.

Oh fuck, that wooden coin clock...epic.

That wood and coin clock words fail me!

Just why?

Postmen/women must hate those door bows

Wowsers

Ha. The "slidders" 😂

I’d rather you didn’t...

Oh look, it's those upside-down wine glasses again.

I want the knitted Ferrero Rocher covers!

I have found Mr Messy’s Christmas tree

I have a gingerbread man cookie cutter, half a tube of tinsel and an ear syringing kit. What can I make?

Glitter

All this needs is some bloodied feathers and a dead rabbit hanging off it