Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

[TheTruthAboutLove]

I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

Think the baubles posted by Notso have the decimal in the wrong place. Should be 20p 🤣

That Minnie Mouse though 🤣 Could have at least lobbed on loads of glitter.

I feel so enlightened!

I quite liked the minimalist xmas tree, and those shoes are so horrific they've come right around back to awesome :p

Omg I love the card. Can you dm a link @LostStars39

notsodimwit you are now honour bound to post the pic or your decoration!

I love the groots.
love them
is it wrong to want half a dozen?

I am also tempted to make the pompom sprouts with google eyes! (make though, not buy)

the teddy bear form turkey just makes me ROFL.
I love the idea of small children thinking it is fun to be eating a teddy bear.....

The minimalist tree is better than some glitter-coated mdf with some fairy lights in the shape of a tree stapled to it.

Love groots, currently making a couple to go into my dc's stockings.

@BeingATwatItsABingThing immediately thought F, O, M? Probably stands for Fuck Off Mother. Ha.

Wow @ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 you know I was just saying the other day that I'm always late for things and would like a lump of would with some loose change embedded in as a piece of art for my walls....

Holy shit @Gardai I find literally all things elf on the shelf creepy but those elf visits are the actual stuff of nightmares and serial killers. 

@PenguinsOnParade amazing. My parents just had a tree taken down and I've got my gcse in woodwork. Looks like I could be a millionaire by January...

@ffswhatnext have messaged you!

Today’s offerings. Something weird about the hand and the bauble, only £7 (less the hand).

@LostStars39 😃
Haven't bought cards in years. Hope it's not a bloody scammer. Cannot wait for the postie to show up lol.

Now just looking for some Christmas tit themed ones lol.

Today's offering.

Classy ! @PenguinsOnParade

I thought so too @Gardai

Just surprised it's only a bauble and not one of those signs on a stake that people put in their gardens.

I needed this thread today! 😄

If Hannibal Lecter ever gave Xmas gifts, they would be those Xmas turkey teddies.

Yay!! I was wondering about this thread

"Edible decor"

Bloody hell @iswhois are they actually charging for those??

Don't think I've seen an occasion that hasn't had a Christmas tree made

The ornaments aren't exactly child friendly

Oops I meant chocolate tree

Name bauble anyone?

£4 to stick some stickers in vague letter shapes?!? I’m missing a trick there.

Lovely! Who doesn't want wonky diamanté name baubles?! They've managed to get the spacing and lines very wonky in just a 3 letter name. I wonder how they'd fair with my niece's name which is 9 letters long...

Ok, so not festive as such, but would make a lovely gift for an unsuspecting relative. And you can always stick him in a Christmas Jumper!!