Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

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I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

this is just awful.

Why?

I wonder if the shotgun wreath puts off uninvited visitors?

There’s always a Christmas dinosaur for only £15 covered in what looks like my late gran’s tinsel from the eighties.
Or a “Mammy Potter” bag. Clearance apparently

You can't have a thread like this, without these.

I was worried they were a bit passe as haven't seen any for ages, but no, you can still get a mouthful of glitter

The perfect Christmas present!

I found this , i wondered if any of you would like it for Christmas ?

There are some really nice versions of the reindeer. This one however is not one of them. Bonus snowman on a bike for some reason.

One more... Reminds me of an artex ceiling.

From a distance that door bow looks like they have attached a small girl in a dress to their front door

Those Christmas shoes are Irregular Choice I think.

From last year 🙈just wtf !!!

I'm sure the delightful hamper is a joke, and I'm not sure how minimalist your Christmas tree needs to be before you just don't bother

Surely the hamper of laxatives and a toothbrush is a joke? I hope?

What's the random foot in aid of?? Christmas for fetishists!

I find most of these heartbreaking... the misplaced effort!! But the stitched raw turkey teddies should be outlawed...

That £35 hamper must be a joke; those massive pants and panty pads !

That stitched raw teddy isn't real though there were many threads on this las t year apparently it was an art students project from several years ago and some eone put a picture on a Facebook selling site as a joke .

I think these "businesses" are set up to count as 16 hours per week of self-employment, which means single parents can qualify for working tax credits. I don't think the purpose is to run a real business.

Men's Christmas Eve box - what a load of shite in that!

More Grinch glasses too.

The tree is free, but ye gads what a monstrosity!

Not sure what the wreath is made of.

Ive found this classy Christmas card!

That Xmas card is vile, I cannot think of anyone it would be appropriate to send it to

More bottles with lights, perfect for the crazed Alice or Darth on acid look....

Ah, x2boys! Actually a pretty cool art project, I guess.